Desktop Readings for December 2 - December 8, 2002
The mystical powers never stop!
She's the one named Sailor Moon
Profile for Dzodzo]SP[: Our first of two anime backgrounds today, I'll never
understand the appeal, but I suppose Sailor Moon was semi-watchable. Of course I may have
just offended anime fans everywhere, since I don't think Sailor Moon is actually considered
proper anime. Who knows. (ed. note: while we're predicting things, I predict you're going to have a lot of angry anime fans this week... -mad) Since you're Czech, we've got lots of foreign language happening
on this desktop. Although it appears you can't decide which language you speak since there's
a healthy mix of English in there as well. Based on the clan tag, I'll say that you're in
a clan. See, I really am psychic! Didn't even have to flip a coin to determine that one.
Your best colour is navy blue and your lucky number is 10. Your computer will crash this week.
Today is a good day to dress like Kid Rock and release a
record. There is something gross on the bottom of your shoe. Someone has a secret crush on
you. Don't eat rice this week. Let's see what the legendary fortune telling Magic 8 Ball
has to say about your future. Magic 8 Ball, will Dzodzo come into a large sum of money
in 2003? "As I see it, yes". Sweet, don't forget to share some of it with the less
fortunate (ie. me). ;) Magic 8 Ball, will Dzodzo become a world class wrestler?
"Very doubtful". Ah well, that's okay, women dig money a lot more than they dig sweaty
wrestlers. Best pickup line for Dzodzo: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk
Craptastic Desktop Part II
Profile for Mike: This is the part where I babble on for a few minutes to waste space.
You said your last desktop was "Craptastic". Not sure if that was
your own personal opinion or if it was something I said in my last desktop reading for you. Probably
the latter, but regardless of who said it first, allow me to be the first to say this new
desktop is also Craptastic. ;) I'm not big on the whole folder/icon messy look. Looking into my crystal
ball I'm going to say that you're probably married, and some of the folders belong to your wife.
Not that men can't play Sims, in fact it can be a very macho game if you play while drinking
a bottle of tequila and smoking cigars. ;) Hey, I get made fun of a lot for playing Sims (among
other things) so it's my turn to give a little back I guess!
Your best colour is emerald green and your lucky number this month is 12.
Be firm with people who won't take 'maybe' for an answer. When the sun sets it will get dark.
A visitor from afar will be visiting a friend of a neighbor. The FBI will find you.
Your future looks warm and fuzzy. Could be the new sweater or bottle of rye you'll be
getting for Christmas.
Let's see if the Magic 8 Ball gets any vibes off your desktop. Magic 8 Ball, will Mike
come into a large sum of money in the coming year? "It is decidedly so". Nice, I guess
your new desktop really is bringing you luck! Magic 8 Ball, does Mike an awesome Quake player? "Signs point to yes". Damn, I kept clicking trying to get it to say "no", but it
wouldn't budge. Looks like your Quake skill is much less craptastic than your desktop. ;)
The fight between good and evil
Profile for Vision: Interesting background image this time around. A bit of a battle of
good and evil happening here, can't decide which you want to be? Well on the one side, the evil
ones get all the chicks. But on the other side of the coin, the good guys always have the better
super powers, like Spiderman and Superman for example. They always kick the ass of evil. Hope
I helped lessen the burden of your decision. Lots of interesting icons showing us what a busy
guy you are. When you're not busy smoking pot you've got quite a few games on board to keep
you occupied. Interesting choices. On one end of the spectrum we have Quake and then on the
complete opposite end I'm detecting some Disney action. You're even having trouble deciding
on an internet connection, from AOL to satellite... and then again with your choice of messengers,
Yahoo, eFax, Trillian, AOL. Eeep. More evidence of your struggle between good and evil. Your
icons are mating here and evil is winning, you best make a final decision before it's too late.
Your best colour is red and your lucky number this month is 24.
You will accidentally drop something this week. Eat at Joe's. Your love life will pick up in
the New Year, prepare to dazzle those around you... but only if you read QuakeScopes regularly.
Aliens will visit you while you sleep tonight.
A few quick questions for the Magic 8 Ball. Magic 8 Ball, will Vision choose good over evil?
"Without a doubt". Well I guess that settles the big question of the day!
Magic 8 Ball, does Vision sing in the shower? "Cannot predict now". Hmm. Magic 8 Ball,
does Vision have girly magazines hidden under his mattress? "You may rely on it". Ah man,
that's the first place they look, best be moving those to a safer location.
Don't look in the closet
Profile for =unisol=archowl: Wow what is it with all the icons today? All four desktops
have nasty icon explosions happening. Personally I'd never find what I'm looking for in all that,
but whatever floats your boat I guess! Nice range of games, you're all over the place there, some
really good titles shown. Not only do you have the games, but you've got the skill to go with them.
You're certainly no slouch in the gaming department.
Your best colour is black and your lucky number this month is 96. You will bump into an old
friend some time soon. You are really Batman. You will stub your toe in 2003. A purple monkey
will sneak into your home and wash your dishes. Be sure to leave out a few bananas if you want him
to come back. Your recent
dreams of dancing walnuts indicates that you shouldn't eat cheese so close to bedtime.
Time for some Magic 8 Ball enlightenment. Magic 8 Ball, does Archowl have girly magazines hidden
under his mattress? "No, they are in the closet". Okay fine, it didn't really say that. ;)
Magic 8 Ball, is Archowl a really good Quake player? "Very doubtful". Oops. Magic 8 Ball,
will Archowl find true happiness in 2003? "Outlook good". Ah well, one out of three is better
than zero out of three I suppose! Best pickup line for Archowl: Hi, are you here to meet a nice
guy or will I do? ... Wow, desktop readings really suck this week, don't they? ;)
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