Quakescopes for Feb. 11 - Feb. 17, 2002
A week's worth of gaming guidance! Valentine Edition!
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Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Friends or groups that you're affiliated with may want you to
contribute more cash than you can really afford. Don't be too quick to judge others. Your best game
day this week will be Saturday. Play mods with a jet pack for some added fun and superior skill on
your end, you'll have precision control in the air! You will reach new heights when rocket jumping
this week. Very large FFA maps and fragging grounds with lots of blue textures will see you at the
top of the score charts.
Valentine's Lovescope: You will run into people with common ideas about life and love.
Perhaps you should strive to seek out those with different ways of viewing the world. There may
be a pleasant surprise awaiting you if you broaden your scope. Most compatible signs with Capricorn
are Taurus and Virgo.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Don't let your emotions get out of hand. It's time to
reevaluate your own motives and make changes to yourself first. Your best game day this week will
be Monday. Recent changes to your config may not be working out very well. If you're not completely
comfortable after a few more days of play, then it's time to make further adjustments. Grab a friend
and join a 2 vs. 2 ladder to spice up your gaming life and get the added practice you've been
Valentine's Lovescope: Your indecisiveness can get in the way of your significant other's
Valentine's Day plans. Be flexible and just go with the flow. You can feel confident that everything
will work out just the way it is supposed to. Most compatible signs with Aquarius are Aquarius,
Gemini and Libra.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Someone left a real mess for you to sift through. Don't be too
critical. They didn't fully under stand what was expected. A second chance will result in good work.
Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. If you're in a clan, save the celebratory beers for
AFTER the big match. You won't play better drunk and will put your team at risk of losing! Your
best weapon this week will be the Railgun, hit some instagib servers to really shine and get some
added sniping practice in!
Valentine's Lovescope: Even if you stick your foot in your mouth a couple times, you're still
going to get the reaction you want out of a certain someone. Obviously they are taken with your good
humour. A couple of faux pas only serve to heighten your charm. Most compatible signs with Pisces are
Cancer, Pisces and Scorpio.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): You can complete any projects efficiently, especially if you
put the effort in yourself. You will get along well with your colleagues this week. Favors will
be offered readily. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Dreams of playing the game
professionally can be realized with hard work and a good attitude. You may be asked to sit out
on an upcoming clan match, try not to take it personally. You're a great asset to the team, sit
on the bench for a change and support them win or lose. Your best games will be played on cramped,
dark indoor maps in 1 vs. 1 or small FFA situations.
Valentine's Lovescope: Aries love the easy part of their relationships like holding hands,
and kissing. But you are quick to split when the relationship hits rocky waters. Don't be so fickle
and think things through, you may be about to pass someone over who could be the perfect one for you.
Most compatible signs with Aries are Leo and Sagittarius.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Your ability to stand out in a crowd will bring you the recognition
you desire. Social activity with friends and relatives will be most successful. Spend some extra time
chatting it up in your favourite gaming forums or IRC channels, you'll put a smile on more faces than
you realize. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Take to the air, play a grapple mod to find
yourself at the top of your game! Your best games will be played on large, dimly lit, indoor maps
with teams of 6 or more... or 10+ players FFA style.
Valentine's Lovescope: It seems like nobody understands where you're coming from right now. Your
coworkers/classmates have been thoughtless, and even your sweetheart is causing you some grief. Spend
some time solo to get your head together. This year will be filled with love for you if you let others
in and are not shy about returning the gestures. Most compatible signs with Taurus are Capricorn and Virgo.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): You will be appreciated for the competence you exhibit and for
taking on responsibilities. Hobbies will be good for your emotional well being. You need to do more
things that you enjoy. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Your lucky character model hasn't
been very lucky lately, it's time for a change! Your best games will be played on team maps with two
identical bases, you'll be a rock in any position you play on those style of maps. Your best weapon will
be the Shotgun or Super Shotgun, you can't miss this week!.
Valentine's Lovescope: A lover from long ago tries to talk to you about what went wrong. This
person might be seeking answers for reasons you don't know about. Get the story straight before you
start talking. Your outlook for love in 2002 is fantastic if you don't always sit back waiting on others
to make all the moves! Most compatible signs for Gemini are Aquarius, Gemini and Libra.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Occupational changes should be in order. You must refrain from
overspending on entertainment. Risky ventures may not turn in your favor. Your best game day this
week will be Thursday. Stop seeking the limelight, sit back in a less visible position and let others
have a crack at the glory, while you show what a versatile player you are. Your best games will be
played indoors, lots of narrow hallways with corners to frag around will see you leading the score chart.
Your best weapons this week will be anything automatic or semi-automatic, machinegun, chaingun,
Valentine's Lovescope: You are definitely beginning to feel an itch to experience new things
in your love life. What are you waiting for? Don't wait around for the right time to try something new.
Now is the time! Most compatible signs for Cancer are Pisces and Scorpio.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Problems with appliances, electrical gadgets or computers will drive you
crazy. Go out with friends. Do something constructive outside. Your best game day this week will be
Wednesday. Be aware of the feelings of a friend or clanmate who is not a very good player. Be
supportive and give them some pats on the back, even though they often cut them self up for lack of skill,
too much joking around can lead to this person feeling that they do not belong. Your best games will
be played on dimly-lit or night time maps, lots of red textures or lighting this week will see you at the top
of the score chart.
Valentine's Lovescope: Head out for a night on the town, and you may just bump into your dream
mate along the way. One flash of your brilliant smile is all you need to lure this person in. Once
they smile back, you're hooked! Most compatible signs for Leo are Aries and Sagittarius.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): You should be traveling to that exotic destination you've
been dreaming about. If you can't get away, make plans to do something special with friends
or relatives. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Too much boasting can give you a bad
reputation and cause hard feelings. There is no need to remind people that you've been playing
great lately, they can see it on their own! You will be respected much more for not pointing
out the obvious. Your best weapon this week will be any that you can snipe with. For some added
practice hit some instagib servers where you'll be picking off opponents with great precision!
Valentine's Lovescope: It's time for Virgo to shut off that monitor and join the party! Get
yourself into the middle of the action, even if it's just a work-related cocktail party or an after
school gathering. You never know who you might bump into. Most compatible signs for Virgo are Capricorn,
Taurus and Virgo.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Inharmonious situations at home may be extremely upsetting
for you this week. Try to spend some time on your own. You need to concentrate on solving existing
problems. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. If you enjoy top notch competition then
take some time to learn maps this week. Listen to sounds heard as people move around certain
areas, so you'll be able to spot your opponents before they spot you. Your best games will be played
on maps where water is present. Your best weapon will be the Lightning Gun, use it and abuse it!
Valentine's Lovescope: You may set eyes on a very attractive person at some point. Instead of
your usual go-get-them attitude, you may find yourself feeling shy and reserved. Cross your fingers
and maybe they will come to you. Most compatible signs for Libra are Aquarius, Gemini and Libra.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You can make some money if you get involved in a conservative
financial prospect that is presented to you. You are able to make changes in your home that will
be beneficial to all involved. Your best game day this week will be Friday. You can be proud of
any extra efforts you've made to improve the community, your hard work is not going unnoticed.
Your clan may be in need of some extra direction right now, step up to bat and take on the task,
or ask for some help if you already lead the group. Your best games will be played on space and
other floating style maps. Your best weapon will be the Grenade Launcher.
Valentine's Lovescope: You feel like you've got a fairly clear perspective on life and love.
Things will go well in your relationship this year. Try not to think so much, just follow your heart
and take risks as needed. Most compatible signs for Scorpio are Cancer and Pisces.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): This is not the week to try to corner people by giving them
ultimatums. You need to get out and have some fun to reduce tension. Your best game day this week
will be Tuesday. Your game may suffer this week, but your attitude shouldn't. Laugh with those around
you as they find amusement in your silly flub ups! Don't be so serious, kick back and have some fun,
chat it up a bit to make some new acquaintances. Your best weapons this week will be the Plasma Gun,
Hand Grenades and the Shotgun.
Valentine's Lovescope: You may have been swept off your feet, but now is the time to put them
back on the ground. Take a long look at the situation and make sure you pick up on all the dynamics.
This includes how this person treats their friends and family - not just you. Most compatible signs
for Sagittarius are Aries and Leo.
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