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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for December 30 - January 5, 2003
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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Home for the holidays.

Profile for Zephyr: I got a good chuckle out of your email. Quote: "Can you believe they actually kicked us out of college for 33 days..." Damn, you must be one them there edumacated folk who digs all that fancy learnin' stuff. Ick. A 33 day holiday would make most people pee themselves with delight. ;) Play some games! You've got some nice stuff in there. Or come hang out in IRC with the rest of us bored gamers (#planetquake on irc.enterthegame.com). We even have a few real live girls who hang out in there all naked 'n stuff talking about sex and makeup. Sometimes. Maybe. Okay, not much. And they're usually not naked. But anyway... Looks like your background may be Final Fantasy? I suck at playing guess the background, but I think that's what it may be. Let's get on it with it. Fortunately my crystal ball has returned from its trip to Mexico, so I won't have to randomly generate the readings this week! A bad burrito could ruin an otherwise perfectly good week for you. Shy away from the Taco Bell wannabes for a while. You will be struck by an odd desire to wax your legs next month. Don't do it, it hurts like a bastard. Tomorrow is a good day to do all the things that you don't want to do today. If you build it they will come. Erect a beer shrine in your spare room. Not sure who "they" are, but you never know, they could turn out to be a hoard of horny PlayBoy bunnies. Or you could get stuck with a bunch of thirsty WWF Wrestlers. Hard to say really. Your lucky number this week is 13. 2003 is looking decent for you, but 2004 will likely be your year to shine. You should pass the time by joining a cult or getting married or something. Confucius say: man who shove penis in exhaust pipe get hot rod. Happy New Year Zephyr!


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DNA's got himself a new BFG for the holidays.

Profile for dna: Looks like someone is planning a bit of a murderous rampage for the holidays. Good thing I don't usually hang out in space, since the Thunderbolt is apparently for space use only. ;) I have to say though... although you seem relatively proud of the size of your weapon, the shaft (erm, the barrel? whatever...) looks a little on the thin side. It's got the length happening but the diameter just isn't cutting it. On with the hocus pocus mumbo jumbo psychic babble! Watch for anything suspicious floating in your drink this month. A black cat will cross your path. Nothing will come of it, just thought I'd mention it. Today will be a really good hair day. The antichrist has arrived on earth in the guise of your underpants. Looking both ways is for sissies. Sit not on the angry spider, or it will devour your right big toe in two, maybe three bites, then spit it out again complaining of that horrid foot fungus you've been hiding for 3 months. Visitors will stay at your home when you least expect it. Be kind to angry things. Leave not thy work computer unlocked, least others find your hidden porn files. Your lucky number this week is 23. Your lucky movie is The Shining. Your lucky water is Evian. Your lucky camel is three humped. You should have your car checked out. There's someone in the trunk. Confucius say: Man who catch many fish is Master Baiter. Happy New Year dna!


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Xmas anime girl is pretty in pink.

Profile for =UniSol=ArchOwl: Ohhh, festive anime. :) Once again I must verbalize my personal displeasure for anime. But festive anime is different. ;) I just wish someone could explain the appeal to me. I'm told there are a whopping 269 games in that shortcut folder! Wow. Thank god they aren't spread all over the desktop or I'd have to go into my big schpiel about how ugly icon orgies are. As if people haven't heard me harp on that one enough already. :) Today is a good day to spread your wings and fly, unless you are not a bird, bat or other creature capable of flight. Oddly enough, today is also a good day to walk around naked and aroused. Unless you live with your parents, then that'd just be wrong... and gross. When people say 'get out,' they mean it. Wear blue. You will be approached by inconvenience today. Today is the day to wear a silly hat. Your lucky food is what the other guy is eating. Your lucky number this week is 19. Your lucky pot roast is pork. Your best colour is purple with pink polka-dots. Your lucky barnyard animal is rooster. Your lucky pencil is sharp. Your lucky web browser is Netscape. Your lucky chair is beanbag. Be nice to other people unless they suck. Don't ever think thoughts like the one you had first thing this morning unless you really like prison food. Confucius say: Man with square asshole, shit brick! Happy New Year ArchOwl!




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