Quakescopes for May 5 - May 11, 2003
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Minor accidents could occur if you don't take precautions. Do not get involved with individuals who are already committed to others. You will easily capture the interest of those you talk to. Pleasure trips will be favorable and bring about romance. Residential moves will be in your best interest. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You need mental stimulation, if you're in a clan then start working on some new team strategies. Practice special jumps this week, they'll go a long way to improving your game play, your skill level has been on your mind a bit lately.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): You can raise your standard of living if you pick up some freelance work on the side. You like to stay busy and now is your chance to do just that. You will be uncertain of your feelings. You may lose your popularity suddenly; someone you know could be trying to undermine you. Don't tell others of your plans. You could be misinterpreted if you're not careful. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Stay active to cool down, you're going to be a little hot headed this week. If you don't control your temper you will likely find yourself banned from your favourite server or kicked out of a competitive ladder or tournament you've been participating in.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Short trips to visit others will do you a world of good. This would be a great time to plan to meet up with some gaming pals you've never met in person before. Your uncanny insight will help you make the right choices. Focus on your own domestic problems instead of the problems of others. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. You'll become easily annoyed by younger smack talking players this week, try to keep your cool. Plan your games carefully, don't tire yourself out with too many late nights. Practice sniping this week, with a little time and patience it will come naturally. You're a rocket jockey by nature, pick up that rocket launcher and watch your frag count shoot up!
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Don't let your mate force you into making a decision that you aren't ready to make. You need to distance yourself from the situation for a little while first. You may have been trying to do too much, try to take things a little easy this week. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Your weapon of choice this week is the Plasma Gun, use it to your advantage. You will seek out friends and groups that align with your social needs. If you are significantly involved in a clan, try not to react too rebelliously to any group pressure. Put down the rocket launcher this week, time for that much needed railgun practice.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Spend time being a role model to younger people this week. You can help them with difficult decisions. Do not get upset over trivial matters. Changes could be overwhelming. Relatives may be less than easy to deal with. You will gain a lot if you listen. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Time to expand your horizons, be it by trying out a new mod, testing out new positions or starting to focus on weapons you don't normally use much. Problems with a clan leader or server administrator will lead to anxiety and worry. Don't get angry with your gaming buds. You are best to concentrate on playing and avoid getting involved in idle chatter.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Secret affairs will come back to haunt you. Try to be fair in your dealings with acquaintances. You must not lead someone on or show interest in them for the wrong reasons. Emotional deception is evident. Try to be honest when dealing with your mate. You may be up for some changes in your home. Acceptance will be necessary. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Your mind will be quick and agile this week, coupled with a good sense of humour. Public speaking is favoured, you'll find yourself getting all the big chuckles on your favourite servers and message board forums.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Do not let people in your clan or gaming circles blow situations out of proportion. You are best to avoid confrontations. Be careful about over spending on home entertainment this week. You may have a problem with someone you live with if you don't include them in some of your free time. Work on getting ahead by picking up added skills. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. It's time to write that game FAQ or start that resource website you've been considering! You'll be going through a lot of highs and lows this week, one day you'll be kicking serious butt; the next you'll be looking like a chump.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): You can make a difference if you take a position of leadership. Misunderstandings within your clan could easily lead to your demise. Avoid scandals of any sort. Try to be precise in your communications. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Plasma, plasma, plasma... use it and abuse it, work it into your game often. Get involved in competition, whether it be friendly competition with pals, playing in clan matches, joining a gaming ladder or simply hitting some one on one duel servers. You will experience great satisfaction from your encounters with others.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Do not borrow or lend money or belongings to friends or relatives if you wish to avoid any disagreements, this is especially true of computer software/hardware. This will be a good week for research and for sitting down with some good, informative reading material. Unexpected visitors are likely. Your best game day this week will be Friday. You will be sensitive about your skill level, but you've got nothing to worry about. This would be a good time to focus on tweaking your configurations, team communications and issues pertaining to your frame rate.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): You will find your personal partner taxing this week. Nagging has never been something that you could tolerate, and it's once again driving you into a lonely state of affairs. Escapist tendencies may lead to overindulgence in gaming. Avoid friends or acquaintances who drink too much this week. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Your ability to get others to do things will be to your advantage and will be admired by those you are dealing with. If you are the team captain of a clan, you will be praised this week for your great leadership qualities. Get into a mod that will satisfy your need for fast paced action, it's time for a change from the norm.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Do not be surprised if others don't understand your needs right now. Don't let it stop you from trying to take care of the needs of those you love. Don't blow situations out of proportion, this is particularly true of gaming, take things you hear in forums, IRC and on servers with a grain of salt. Changes in your home are apparent, and you must be willing to bend if you don't want to find yourself in an uncomfortable position. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your best weapon will be the Lightning Gun, let it sizzle!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You should get into some of those creative hobbies that you always said you wanted to do. You'll meet new friends if you try new activities. You need a change of pace. Start doing some fancy footwork or there is a good chance you'll find yourself in a place you really don't want to be. Gaming will provide a great escape this week as things heat up on the home front. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. If you're unhappy in a clan then this is the time to leave and either go solo or join one you've been eyeing for some time. Make sure that you have all your game configurations in order incase you need to reinstall your game suddenly.
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