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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for May 19 - May 25, 2003
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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You *gasp* enjoy computer games...

Profile for dna: Ah, the return of Quaker extreme! If it wasn't for UT and UT2003, your desktop would be near perfect. :o Shame on you... although I used to be a big UT fan myself... but this is PlanetQuake, so I'm supposed to go "boo hiss" to other games or Pappy-R pulls out the whip! If you were a Star Trek character you'd be Captain Kirk, humps anything that moves! The crystal ball tells me that you will receive a phone call some time within the next two weeks, and that you also use a computer and enjoy computer games. Fear my all knowing psychic abilities. As a child, you once got a peanut stuck up your nose. You will one day become a man of the cloth. Cloth of the crusty, torn, couch potato housecoat variety that is. Pringles will become your ultimate downfall and you will eventually resemble Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. Looking deeper into the crystal ball, you listen to music and watch TV at least once a week, you own at least two pairs of underwear, you like money and drink beverages on a daily basis. You will one day find a cure for Athlete's Foot, not realizing that one has already been found. Your lucky number this week is 35. You think marriage would be a great way to get your dirty bed sheets changed.



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The truth is out there!

Profile for Hobbsy: Happy belated Birthday! May 16th, hope you had a nice Birthday weekend. :) Your background reveals that you believe in life on other planets, and that you believe you were once the victim of an alien abduction. If you were a character from Quake III Arena you'd be Klesk. A creature from another world, here to populate our planet Earth with a new and powerful people. Yes, you're just creepy like that. ;) The crystal ball tells me that you have trouble letting go. In fact, you're still calling an ex-girlfriend's answering machine and trying to hack her pass code so you can eavesdrop in on her messages (but who hasn't done that, right?). The crystal thang also informs me that you bathe at least once a week, you eat food regularly, sleep at least 6 hours a night, enjoy chocolate cake and often you *gasp* wear clothing. You will invent Jello. Your lucky number this week is 67. Your favourite colour is 'purple', favourite number is '69' because the very mention of it makes you giggle like a school girl. People say that a 'penny for your thoughts' is too much, but I say it's just about right. You're still trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsy Pop. Keep trying, the truth is out there!



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The fountain of youth.

Profile for ({Smudge}): Thanks for the well wishes regarding last week's computer mishap. :) Nice little Penny Arcade background this week. No outstanding submissions this week really, but I think I have to say I dig your background the best. Which isn't saying TOO much since as I said, there were no outstanding submissions this week. WHOA is there an echo in here? If you were a character from Quake III Arena, you'd be Angel. Robotic in nature and resentful of living beings. The crystal ball tells me that you prefer the company of the living dead to that of human companionship. You once tried to join a cult but were rejected. You currently hold the record for most Buffalo Wings eaten at a LAN party. You grew up wanting to be a rockstar, unfortunately never taken seriously, you decided to become a pornstar instead. The crystal ball informs me that you should stop wearing tight underwear, you're killing all of your little Smudges. Your lucky number this week is 89. You spend a lot of time talking to inanimate objects. You also like to fondle stuffed animals and smear mud packs on your ass. When you're 70 you'll have the most youthful ass in the retirement home. Keep up the good work!




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