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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for May 26 - June 1, 2003
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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Pin The Tail on the Horsey

Profile for Crazyhorse: Hey Crazy! Haven't seen you in these here parts in some time. Unlike that freaking stalker Smudge who sends me his desktop every week. I think he's diggin' the dancing queen. Damn ABBA, I can't even dance, yet they invade my vocab regardless. Enough about me though. Unless of course you want to hear about the time I fell down the 30 foot steel spiked construction hole. I love telling that story. Okay, never mind, it's YOU we're here for, you you you! Must remember this is about you. So you're into motorcycles I guess. I wonder if it's yours. Nice shed too. ;) I'm all about "wood". Sorry I had to shrink the image, but Pappy-R beats me with a wooden spoon if I leave them too phat. Well you've certainly got game! I see RtCW there, I hope you're planning to download the free standalone multiplayer version of Enemy Territory which should be released this coming week. Fun game. Damn you're an icon whore, aren't you? This tells us that you're a little bit trashy and you like to dress up as a prostitute and chain smoke on occasion. You have great aim and rarely do you pee on the floor. This is your 15 minutes of fame. I sense that you're a bit of a swinger and tend to wear a little too much hair gel. When you get older you'll eventually resort to a bad comb over though, so enjoy that patch you're sporting while it lasts! Your childhood hero was the Six Million Dollar Man, and to this day you like to run around in slow motion and you claim to have once heard a conversation from a mile away. Your lucky number this week is 45. Careful on that there motorcycle!



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Happy Belated Birthday Zap!

Profile for Zapfloch: Happy Belated Birthday Zap! Sweet gift you got, a new 19" Sony Trinitron display, go go go! w00tage! Did you get to wear a funny hat and make balloon animals for your birthday? No birthday is complete with someone making an ass out of themselves. Your latest background tells us that you are a Star Trek fan. Although you have never attended a Star Trek convention, because Trekkies don't leave the house very often. When it comes to gaming, your best weapon is anything that you can spray around a room in the hope of getting some cheap kills. I sense that you're a bit lazy and are currently working on growing yourself a pot belly to be proud of. In a few years you'll probably start to develop some big ole man boobies as well. You will become a pizza delivery boy in the hope of one day becoming a porn star. Because we all know that pizza delivery boys get all the hot naked women, right? The crystal ball tells me that you are an X-Men fan, and that your favourite character is Wolverine (you can relate to a hairy back). Sometimes you consider yourself to be a bit of an underdog, so you feel it is well within your rights when you sneak around nude beaches to spy up some boobies. Your lucky number this week is 83. Enjoy that new monitor!



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Something Smells Fishy

Profile for Smudge: Smudge! Buddy! What's this, your 5,000th desktop reading? You keep this up and we might have to get married or something! As it is, we're already considered "common law married" in 17 states and 36 countries! You have an interesting relationship with your desktop, actually I'd say it's more of a fetish really. You like to dress it up in many different looks and then take pictures of it. Desktop debauchery, I think there's probably an organization out there that I should be reporting you to! Like maybe SCAD, stop cruelty against desktops. It's okay though, I suppose there are worse things you could be playing with. Like Barbies or Easy Bake Ovens. Nice background this week though, you win! I'm going to guess that you are a Matrix fan, and probably have Keanu Reeves action figures somewhere in your bedroom. After eating some bad sushi you'll begin to grow gills and go in search of your dream mermaid. Once you realize there are no such things are mermaids, you will return home and become drive-thru employee of the month at Long John Silver's, where you'll spend your hours day dreaming about eating large quantities of cheese with Britney Spears. Your lukcy number this week is 99. Catch ya on the flipside stalker boy. ;)




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