Quakescopes for June 2 - June 8, 2003
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Red tape could be impossible to clear up this week. You may as well work on projects that will allow you to make progress. In-laws or relatives may oppose your personal intentions. You may have a problem dealing with elders. They will not have the patience to wait for you to complete things that they've asked you to do. You must not allow them to force you to rush. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Meddling will not prove beneficial, if you're in a clan then this will be especially true. You are likely to lose the friend you thought you were helping so be careful what you say. Someone may accuse of you cheating in Quake this week, be the bigger person and just shrug it off.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Accept the inevitable, and opportunities for advancement will follow. Stay out of other people's affairs. Don't make any rash decisions that may affect friendships. Don't hesitate to come right out and ask for the pertinent information. Don't let any money slip through your fingers this week. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. In-game, practice getting into hard to reach places and you will gain an edge over your opponents. You will play your best games this week on space theme maps.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You can look into new jobs but don't count on getting help from someone who may have promised you assistance. Any financial limitations will probably have to be dealt with on your own. Be careful what you consume this week. Stress coupled with diet will add to stomach problems. If you're in a clan you can expect to experience delays or additional red tape, either from opponents or the leagues you play in. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your best weapon this week will be the Shotgun. Your best games will be played on very tall maps with plenty of high ledges to pick people off from.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Avoid being overly opinionated or you will alienate friends. Try to channel your energy into professional endeavors. Be cautious of making any residential changes this week. Financial limitations will not be as adverse as they appear. Get help setting up a reasonable budget. Look into ways of making extra cash. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Changes are necessary. That goes for your game as well, if you've been upset about stinking up the servers lately then it's time for a skill tune-up and change of strategy. Practice your strafing and general dodging techniques this week to move yourself up a notch.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): You won't get the reaction you want from your mate this week. Any intimate relationships with colleagues will lead to gossip that could easily affect your position. You should teach children some of your unique creative talents. You will enjoy the interaction with youngsters and take great pride in the projects you've completed. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Spread your wit and humour around a lot this week, you'll be a great pick-me-up for many people on your favourite gaming stomping grounds. You won't be at the top of your game this week, in fact you'll be playing a lot lower than your actual skill level, so play the class clown instead and get back to the serious business of gaming next week.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): You may have some difficulties with someone you live with. Travel will be exciting. Unforeseen changes in your location are apparent. Home computer problems may disrupt your routine. Try to stop the problems before they occur with some much needed maintenance time. You may find that someone you live with may be irritable; you're best to leave them alone. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. The key to your in-game enjoyment will be true team work. If you don't currently play a mod which requires a concentrated effort in team work then it's time to download one! Tarzan you ain't, if you play a grapple mod then be sure to get a little swing practice in this week!
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): You may divulge private information without realizing it this week. Be cautious not to get involved in office chatter that will cause problems for others. You need an energetic outlet that will help you dissipate your anxiety. Try out for a local sports team or join a clan, or whatever interests you. You need activity. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. If you play all three Quake games (1, 2, & 3), you will find the most enjoyment checking out single player missions for Quake 2 this week. Now would be a good time to practice your Railgun, both in Q2 and Q3A, you are most receptive to learning right now.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Friendships could be terminated quickly if disappointments occur. Try to calm down emotionally about personal financial matters. Your inability to take advice from others may have cost you dearly in the past. Learn from your mistakes or you could lose again. Children may cause limitations. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Be careful when using machinery or electrical equipment, don't fiddle around inside your computer case too much this week, you could inadvertently break something. Your best games will be played on city maps this week, with plenty of buildings to duck around in.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): You can gain approval, get kudos, and ask for help if you put a little heart into your speech or request. Rewards, gifts, or money from investments or taxes can be expected. You are best not to retaliate if members of your household are trying to pick a fight. You will back yourself into a comer if you are baited and your stubbornness will only make matters worse. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. You'll be rather clumsy in-game this week, falling off edges and shooting yourself in the foot so to speak. Don't try to be prom king or queen on the servers this week, concentrate on having fun and your mistakes won't bother you so much. If you play for a clan you may want to sit on the bench this week and give someone else the chance to play!
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Your health may suffer if you don't control your present situation. Your personal partner may be less than willing to accommodate you this week. Try to be there for them if they need assistance, but don't protect them to the point where they don't learn a valuable lesson. Work hard on improving your living quarters. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Both in-game and out, if you appear to be a know-it-all you'll meet with opposition. If you get too cocky you will find yourself being shunned by your gaming pals, on servers and on the message boards you frequent.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): A change of attitude has probably disrupted your home environment. Verbal abuse may lead to walkouts; don't make any rash statements you may regret later. Don't let friends or relatives rule your life. You can help them more than they can help you. Your versatile mind and common sense will allow you to come up with various solutions. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. If you get really tense while you play Quake, you may want to concentrate on loosening up a bit, it will help improve your game a bit. Ping problems will occur for a portion of the coming week, you may have to learn to play like an HPB again for a while. Your best games will be played on maps with a lot of bright coloured textures, you should see a noticeable performance difference over maps with a lot of plain greys and browns.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Try to bend to the wishes of others if you want to avoid conflict. Abrupt changes concerning your professional position are evident. You can surprise members of your family, which in turn will bring you a pat on the back. Your need to obtain additional details will lead you into strange topics of conversation. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Your best games this week will be played on baron outdoor maps, desert-like or with lots of sand and bright lighting. Be careful not to get too cocky about your winning streak or those who had gained respect from the experience will quickly lose it!
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