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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for October 6 - October 12, 2003
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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Profile for tIKi_mAn: Hullo tikiwiki, 'sup wit j00? That's a big desktop you got there. You know what they say about big desktops huh? No, me neither. I've been sick for going on two weeks now, so don't expect much of this to make sense. Of course that's not really anything new as far as desktop readings go. I like your desktop setup, nice background, winamp skin, etc. Looking into the past, it appears you recently had a sore neck from spending too much time working on painQuin's Quinstagib site. Pretty clever psychic vision huh? ;) So tiki baby, you're worrying da jubey lately. You seem a little off. You feeling okay? Speaking of feeling okay... I haven't seen CaptainKirk around in quite some time. Did you kill him and bury him in your backyard? Come on, you can tell aunty jubey! Yellow is a good colour for you this week. Try to incorporate it into your daily routine, whether you wear it or work with it... it will bring you good fortune. Did you know that research studies have shown that yellow and black is the most catchy colour combination for websites and the like? Something to think about there teekers. I see romance in your future, it may not be the immediate future, but it's there none the less. I sense that the gal of your choosing will be into RPGs. I seem to recall you having a girlfriend though... so not sure how that all ties in together. Perhaps the current girly is into role playing, or at the very least dressing up like WonderWoman for you. Whatever you do though, stay away from that girl with the pepper spray in her purse. And just as a final note... the crystal ball thinks you'd look great in a teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. *hugs*



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Profile for Ledneh: Hello! Cute background. Very, very cute indeed. The only way those l'il fellas would be cuter is if they were on top of a cake. Mmm cake. Anyway, I just noticed that you have your phone number listed in the signature of your email. HEHE, you are a VERY brave man. Most people go to the grave guarding such secrets from me. Especially when I'm in heat. Oh yeah, did I mention I'm in heat? ;D Okay now that I've grossed out all of the desktop readers... zMUD! I could get into some MUD action myself. I'll never forget my old level 50 hobbit mage, she rocked hard. And my level 50 giant faerie, also of the rocking variety. Yup them were the days. I wasted three years of my life rotting in front of the computer playing MUDs. Now I rot in front of the computer playing Quake. Wahey, hold up a minute... this is your reading not mine. Let's get to it then. According to the crystal ball you will have rather large man boobies by the time you hit 50. You may want to try to nip that in the bud. Could be worse though, you could grow a third nipple... on your forehead or something. That'd be really embarrassing. Sometimes you sit and wonder what it would be like to be the last person left on earth. Have patience, you'll find out soon enough. Oops, did I say that out loud? Someone has made a voodoo doll of you. Any aches and pains can be attributed to that. You should wear looser fitting underwear, they've been feeling a bit snug lately and you don't want to cause any damage to your little Lednehs incase we need them for cloning or gene expermintation at a later date. Did I mention I'm delirious today? Good. You will receive several calls from telephone solicitors this week. It's really Big Brother watching you. Farewell MUD playing Ledneh, may the XP be with you!



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Profile for FragBait: Frag! Long time no see buddee. How's you? You've got some weird ass game orgy happening on your desktop this week. I feel frightened... yet turned on at the same time. Hmm, a weird looking threewave robot thingy... or maybe it's a threewave segway scooter. Whatever, it's got the funk. The background kind of reminds me of "Where's Waldo", minus Waldo. You will find true enlightment at the bottom of a box of cracker jacks. Beware of dog. Especially if you like to eat at Chinese restaurants. :o Wouldn't you love to sit down with a big plate of french fries covered in gravy and cheese curds right now? Sure you would. You've always wanted to see the World's Biggest Ball of Twine. That's what the internet's for, duh. Here you go. See, you can travel America without ever having to leave the house. Apparently. Your frag forecast this month calls for light fog. Which means you'll find yourself in the fog of death more often than not. La crystal ball tells me that you enjoy doing lots of typical guy things... watching sports, playing games and scratching your balls. Your path in life is unclear, but expect to step in a lot of dog doodie along the way. You wish you were Canadian. You could use some sun, your best holiday experience would be found on a tropical beach, sipping prissy drinks with umbrellas and spying up the bikini-clad babes. You should change your handle to Notorious B.F.G. Don'tcha make your brown eyes blue. If you clean out your closet you will find something you've been missing. If something isn't working, do something else. A friend in need will come to you. It's time to come out of the closet, it's cramped in there and you're starting to smell it up. Don't forget to tip your fortune teller on the way out.



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Profile for dna: Well hell there Mr. D. You're becoming quite the desktop reading whore, aren't you? Your only true rival is Smudge. I've got another from him as well (his 17th to be exact), but it's sitting on the back burner this week since I had already received 4 (and dats my limit this week because I'm SICK, not that any of you bastards care, you're making work anyway damnit. j/k you all know I love you, in the biblical sense of course. Hehe yeah right, anyway...). Those are some HUGE icons you've got. In all my psychic wisdom I'm going to guess that you have crappy eye sight. Hmm, every time I see that "gmax" icon of yours I always think of the song YMCA. It's not good to make me think of the Village People. Especially when I'm ill and not properly equipped to defend myself from that kind of evil. Astrologically speaking, your best mate will be a Scorpio. This means that you need a real bitch to boss you around a lot, but she will make up for all of that self-centred cruel BS in the boudoir. She may even do that thing with the thing, you know THAT thing... unF unF! So basically, to sum things up, she'll make your life miserable but you'll have amazing sex. You love the night life, you love to boogie. Not really, I'm just in the mood to sing. You like to sing Cher songs. Sometimes while wearing a long black wig and fishnet stalkings. You've been thinking about taking up curling. Or belly dancing. You haven't decided yet. Let me know how it all works out babycakes. ;)




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