Quakescopes for December 1 - December 7, 2003
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Invest wisely. Your personal life could have you tied up in knots. Do you really want to start something with someone you can't reason with? Overindulgent people will cause disruptions in your life. You can set your goals and make a beeline for your target. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. You'll be feeling light on your Quake feet this week, try some speedruns for a fun way to challenge yourself. Time the trips from one end of the map to the other, getting from Point A to Point B by any means necessary. You'll find this new found skill will improve your overall game! Your best weapons this week will be the Rocket Launcher and Machine Gun.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Be aware that minor accidents or injury may prevail if you are preoccupied. Your pursuits may end up being fruitless. Pleasure trips will be most enjoyable if you take them with that special person in your life. Try looking into new ways to make extra money. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Clan activity will drop off come the holidays, so get in a few quality matches with your team before Christmas. Some of your chums may not come back afterward or may return to grace the inactive list. Recruiting new members after the holiday should not be a problem if it's needed. If you're not in a clan then watch for plenty of openings after the Christmas holidays if you want to give teamplay a try! Your best games will be played on tall maps where you'll score a lot of fluke grenade hits that will keep you laughing and having a blast throughout!
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Travel opportunities must be taken advantage of. Don't be too quick to react to new situations or negative comments made by others. You can meet a new romantic partner by going out and entertaining yourself. Weigh the pros and cons and make a decision that will change the conditions you've been living under. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Spice up your game over the holidays with a new mod or maps, and change from your usual character model for a total game makeover! Your best games this week will be played on winter maps, which will also get you into the holiday spirit! Your best weapon will be anything you can snipe with.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Make your intentions perfectly clear and find out exactly what is expected of you, whether it pertain to your clan, your love life, or to family. Don't rely on others to do your work. You don't owe anyone an explanation. Do your own thing, you need time to yourself. Stress may cause minor health ailments, take some time to relax and reflect. Your best game day this week will be Friday. This month, if you play a grapple mod, practice hooking around your favourite maps at top speeds, and getting into hard to reach places without skipping a beat. Your game chums will be well impressed when they see your improvements after the holidays!
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): You'll find travel or involvement in large groups gratifying. You can get good solid advice from relatives or close friends you trust. Don't let others make you feel guilty or insecure. Your best game day this week will be Friday. If you play a class based mod you will be a natural healer this week. Play the role of the medic or nurse to bring your team to numerous victories! Be sure to make use of all the features available to you in order to be effective. Practice water combat to take the upper edge in your team and free for all games. Especially on large fortress-like maps where large bodies of water between two bases.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Your high energy, original ideas, and excellent memory will aid your accomplishments. Don't let others put unreasonable demands on you. You may be thinking of starting your own business. You can make gains if you look at long-term investments. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You'll be a real Mexican jumping bean this week, gracefully making all the tough jumps that usually have you stumped! Practice your jumping skills and soon you'll be impressing your chums and winning the games! Get in some Railgun practice for an increased frag count. Don't accuse others of cheating or start any arguments that could have an impact on your reputation in the gaming community.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Your involvement in organizational events could open doors to new and exciting opportunities. Your creative ideas must be put to good use. Look into physical activities that will help get rid of some of that tension you may be feeling. Travel will be favorable. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Some of your gaming chums may be a little bit blue before the holidays, play a few rounds with them, joke around and try to lift their spirits. In doing so you will also lift your own spirits! Your best weapons this week will be continuous blast or energy blasts, such as Lightning, Plasma, BFG and Flamethrowers.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Residential moves are evident. Communication will be the source of your knowledge and you must be sure to spend time with those who have more experience. Major moves will be emotional and not necessarily to your benefit. Emotional situations could bring out your stubborn nature. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. If you've been playing hard lately then now may be a good time to catch up on some sleep and work on your other hobbies. After the holidays you will feel refreshed and ready to frag the nights away again! If your mate has been bugging you to spend more time with them, then now would also be a good opportunity to prove that you can take a little time away from gaming! When you do feel like getting in a few frags, loosen up and play purely for your love of the game this week, an overly competitive spirit right now will leave you feeling unfulfilled.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): It's hard to stay mad if the object of the anger refuses to react. Your emotions may be hard to control if your mate is forcing you to undergo drastic alterations in your relationship. You will have to help family members sort out unfortunate difficulties. Your high energy will enable you to enlist the help of those in a position to back you. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Your best games this week will be played on winter maps and maps with a dark, rainy feel to them. Although many are depressed by poor weather, you will thrive in this type of environment right now, in-game and out! Your best weapons will be machine guns and other automatic or semi-automatic guns.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): You should be looking into making changes around the house. Plan a day of enjoyment with family or friends this week. Visit friends or relatives you rarely see. Depression may result if you don't get to do things your own way. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. If you work on a gaming related website, the upcoming holidays may give you an opportunity to catch up on some changes and additions you've been wanting to make. In-game you'll enjoy a little one on one time to fine tune your deathmatch skills. Use your ears and listen carefully, learn your surroundings. You'll be especially aware of what's going on around you this week and as a result you'll see your frag count climb!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Make any decisions you have to in order to avoid feeling unsettled. You will reach the most people if you speak out at an organizational function. For now just do the best you can, don't try to overdo a certain project. Concentrate on yourself or your work. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Your best game mode will be Capture the Flag, and your best maps will dark, dreary and floating. Be sure to hit your favourite social stomping grounds this week, be it public servers, GSpy chat, IRC or the forums, it's your week to be in the limelight within your gaming circles! You're at the top of your game right now, if someone questions your gaming skill then challenge them to a duel!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You can enjoy the company of others and come in contact with an ideal mate, if you get out and mingle. Pleasure trips should be on your agenda, such trips will bring about exciting encounters with potential love interests. Listen to the advice given by those with experience. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. You'll be a little hard up in the skills department, but never fear, things will improve again. Prepare to be a bit of a klutz around your computer this week, be careful of food and drink near anything important! Your weapon of choice will be the BFG in Q2/Q3A or Grenade Launcher in Classic Quake. Your best maps will be filled with dangers such as spikes, lava, and slime, which you'll manage to avoid while your opponents take the death plunge.
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