Quakescopes for December 8 - December 14, 2003
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): You could lose money or precious belongings if you aren't careful. Try not to upset others with your plans. Go directly to the source if you want to know exactly what's been going on. You will benefit through hidden assets and property investments. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. You're a top notch defensive player this week. If you enjoy free for all games then pay special attention to controlling the map's resources for a greatly increased frag count! If you're all about team work then you'll be protecting the base like never before! Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun in Q2/Q3A or the Rocket Launcher in Q1, your aim is great right now!
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Your ability to deal with difficult groups will enhance your reputation. You may want to talk to your boss about your future goals. Short trips will be educational. Take time to deal with the concerns of your gaming pals. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You're totally fragmatic this week! If you're a new player then you'll quickly pick things up and develop a great style of your own. If you're already an old pro then this is really your week to shine! Prepare for plenty of compliments to come your way. Single player will give you a rush right now, try downloading some single player missions or mods for a sweet change of pace.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Lay your cards on the table regarding your personal direction. Sooner or later your partner will have had enough, so stop being critical. Channel your energy into projects that will enhance your home. Opportunities to expand your circle of friends will result in possible new romantic encounters. Your best game day this week will be Monday. The flag is all yours this week if you enjoy CTF style games. You'll be making some amazing runs and recoveries! If you don't play CTF then now would be a great time to give it a go! If you're in a clan you may be urged to take a more active leadership role. If you've been looking for a hobby to start the New Year off right, you'd be great with map or mod reviews. Hit up a community fan site to see if they could use some extra manpower right now!
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): You will find yourself tied to the phone all week it seems. Resist any idle chatter or gossip, it could be harmful. Stay calm and focus on things that will help you understand the situation better. You will enjoy interaction with gaming pals this week. You'll take great pride in the projects you've completed. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You may need to do a little computer upgrading right now. But if the holiday funds are low then find some good config resources and look for ways to tweak your game and connection. Shaving off a few FPS will help see you through for a while. If you're a Q3A player, now would be a great time to take a nostalgic run back through Q1 or Q2 to really add some extra zing to your gaming addiction!
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Investments will not be as they appear this week. You will be ready to jump on anyone who gets in the way of your progress this week. You may find it difficult to discuss personal matters with family members. If you're looking to pick up a new hobby, consider volunteer work in the gaming community. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. If you've recently upgraded your hardware but your game seems to be suffering from the experience, don't lose faith! You'll be fragging to new heights once you get used to your new setup or net connection. Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun for Q2, Plasma for Q3A or sizzle 'em up with the Lightning Gun in Q1. Check out some new maps to add some spice to your gaming life!
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Pleasure trips will induce exciting and passionate encounters. Don't lend to people who have given you negative vibes. Travel and communications will not run as smoothly as you had hoped. Sarcasm may cause you to want to get out of the house. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. You're seeing red this week, literally! Dark maps with lots of red lighting or textures are where it's at for you. The increased adrenaline rush you get from this colour this week will put you in a fragging zone like none other! Increase your frag count by paying close attention to resources like powerups, quad and armor.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Your creative talent will prove to be lucrative if put to proper use. You may be emotional and quick to judge others. You can expect sorrow to evolve from the information you discover about a friend. Your tendency to dramatize may be a little much for your partner to take. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. People may call you a rocket jockey, but there's nothing wrong with that! Fine tune your stunt skills, learn to rocket jump with precision and leave your foes wondering how you're getting into all those really hard to reach places! Keep a close eye on the armor for an increased frag count this week. Check out some new maps or mods to make the game sparkle like new again!
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Your personal secrets may be revealed if you let coworkers in on your family dilemmas. Your self confidence will attract members of the opposite sex. You can work in conjunction with those in the know in order to get to the bottom of any pending issue. You may be out of sorts if you have been extravagant or have let children or friends take advantage of you financially. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Blue is your colour this week. If you play team games then try to situate yourself on the blue team. You'll also thrive on maps with lots of blue lighting or textures! You'll be right on target with Quad control this week, be sure to whore it and use it well to your advantage.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Spend some time with people who can shed some light on your personal situation. You may interest some of them in a service you have to offer. Be sure to question any detail that you feel could leave you in a precarious position at a later date. You can make money if you put your savings into conservative investments. Your best game day this week will be Monday. You'll play your best games on maps with an industrial feel this week. Lots of metal textures. Floating space theme maps will also give you an edge this week! Play on servers with BFG turned on, that's your weapon of choice for a higher frag count and bus loads of fun!
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Destinations you've been striving to reach are just around the next corner. Someone around you may not be trustworthy. You must watch your tendency to spend whatever you make. Relatives will be happy that you dropped by. Your best game day this week will be Friday. You'll thrive on bright outdoor maps this week. Sunlit skies and grassy lawns or hills will put you in the fragging zone! If you don't currently play a mod with Powerups then give one a try, whore the best ones for some gib-o-licious gameplay! Use the Gauntlet, your in-game precision this week will ensure some spectacular kills.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Don't do something silly just to get back at your mate. Take a look at investment opportunities. You should socialize with upper echelons of your industry if possible. Socializing in general is favoured this week, you'll steal the spotlight. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. You're not playing your best this week, it seems that your mind is on other things right now. If you play competitively then you may want to give it a miss for a little while. You'll be back to your old fragging self soon! Your best weapons this week will be the Hyperblaster for Q2, or the Lightning Gun for Q1/Q3A.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Don't be afraid to make a move if you aren't happy with your emotional situation. You should regain some of your self esteem if you get involved in organizational functions. Don't get upset. Do what's best for the people you love most. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. You may need to fight your way to the computer this week, either because your share your gaming space with someone else, or because a family member is giving you a hard time about taking a break. This will make your games rushed and your performance will suffer for it. Don't worry, your frag time will free up again soon! Your best weapon this week will be anything automatic or semi-auto, hit the high score charts with a Machinegun, Chaingun or M4 in your favourite realism game.
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