Quakescopes for December 29 - January 4, 2004
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Have a heart-to-heart talk with family and find out what the problems are. Lack of funds may add stress to your already uncertain situation. Listen to the problems of others and offer suggestions where possible. You will find providing that much needed shoulder to be quite gratifying. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Use humor to diffuse clan disputes, both arguing within the group and testy disputes with opposing clans. Your witty rapport will help put everyone at ease so that reasonable discussions may take place. Someone you know may accuse another of cheating this week, try to keep the situation from getting out of hand, your friend's reputation is at stake.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Changes will not be easy for the youngsters in your life, but it will be necessary in order to make your life more harmonious. Try to calm down and listen to the complaints of a friend or significant other. Compromise may be necessary. A long discussion is in order if you wish to clear the air. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. There's a strong female connection for you this week, a female clanmate, girlfriend or wife will cause strife. The female clanmate may be upset when others do not agree with her opinion, try to diffuse the situation with humor or reason. Things will be back to normal soon. Your clan is either on a winning streak or about to enter into one. Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun, or Lightning Gun in Q1.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Think of starting a new relationship, be it a business partnership or something more of a personal nature. Try to take care of the needs of those you love. You can accomplish a lot if you put some effort into the projects you've been dreaming up or half-heartedly tinkering with. Romantic opportunities may not be as they appear. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Frag around staircases and ladders for increased kills. Your best maps will be ones with lots of outdoor terrain and vehicles on the maps. You may be suspected of cheating this week, take it as a compliment and don't blow your cool!
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Don't allow colleagues, classmates or clanmates to stand in your way this week. Be firm and go for what you want. Be careful how you handle friends and relatives, they may take things the wrong way. Avoid any petty ego confrontations; they could lead to upset if you aren't careful. Be confident in your endeavors and others will believe in your efforts. Your best game day this week will be Friday. If you're in a clan then spend a lot of time practicing for the next big game, it will be a very hard fought battle. Encourage your clanmates to warm up well prior to the game and you will see the cards unfold in your favour. You will suspect someone of cheating this week, and they may be. Instead of getting upset, take pride in the fact that you can take them down regardless of their possible dodgy actions!
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): New relationships could evolve through group activities, be it online, at school/work or at social events. Try to deal with the problems of those that are troubled; however, don't allow them to make unreasonable demands or consume an unhealthy amount of your time with it. Major moves will be emotional and not necessarily to your benefit. False information is likely if you listen to idle chatter or gossip, be careful in IRC or on your favourite gaming forums. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. While in-game, keep spirits high and compliment individual efforts you see from your opponents, you'll make their day and feel good about things yourself! Your best maps will be those with lots of outdoor terrain, specifically plenty of grey rock.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): You will have a problem dealing with groups, especially when it comes to gaming groups such as rival clans or a part of the creative community you are involved in. You can make personal changes that will enhance your appearance and bring you greater self esteem. Make changes around your house and plan to do some entertaining. Don't hesitate to enlist the aid of friends or family if you have a big project to finish in your domestic environment. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Someone has been trying to get accepted to your clan, in this case look at enthusiasm over skill. With a little work this person will improve and become one of your most valued members. Don't worry about feeling superstitious, keep your lucky charm near for an increased frag count! Your best weapon this week will be the Grenade Launcher, pop those pills leaving a trail of gibs in your wake!
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): You can't do everything on your own. Don't take offense at comments made by coworkers, school mates or clanmates. You can get the attention of important individuals but it might not be the time to get them to help or to back your ideas. Your input into their activities will help bring you closer together. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. If your favourite mod's community is getting a little stale then consider taking the upperhand to raise enthusiasm within the group. Perhaps organize a short theme tournament to raise spirits and increase interest, such as a US vs Canada game, or Guys vs Gals. Your clan is either on a losing streak or about to enter into one, try to keep the focus on having fun and don't lose faith. Things will perk up soon.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Do not push your opinions or try to reform your significant other or love interest. Do not over expand if you have your own business or are working towards specific career goals. Sit tight. You can get a lot done if you get your hands on the right equipment. Be sure to take a day of rest this week. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. For some added fragging fun and a chance to improve your rail skills, try some low gravity Instagib! Play it regularly over the week and you'll come out of the experience with greatly improved aim. Don't be too hastey with the compliments, someone on your favourite server may be cheating, at the same time, do not begin to suspect everyone who plays a good game! Your best maps this week will be ones with lots of bright colours, reds, blues and yellows. The cheery colours will put you right into the fragging zone!
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Older family members will make demands on your time. Travel plans are in your future, so start thinking about where you want to go! Set aside any firm decisions regarding your personal life this week. Give everyone in the house a physical chore that will help burn off some of the excess energy that may be causing minor disputes. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Pay particular attention to complimenting individual efforts within your clan, not just for their skill on the battlefield, but for the work they do to keep things running well. Let them know that their hard work is not going unnoticed. Go ahead and challenge that team that you've been avoiding, you'll find that your skills are more closely matched than you had thought. Your best weapon this week will be the Rocket Launcher.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Travel is looking good for you right now, perhaps plan to attend that LAN party you've had in the back of your mind. Your boss may be pushy. Take work home but be sure to spend some time with your mate. Work hard on improving your living quarters. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Use humor to add to clan dynamics and give the team a much needed pick-me-up. Work on the team's website, update member profiles with witty bios and keep the news updated after every match with comical recaps of gameplay. Try playing to music to really get your fragging groove on! Don't be overly eager to please others this week, let them get to know and like the real you.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You always seem to spend more than you make. You are best to be accommodating for the time being. Sudden romantic infatuations won't be lasting. You're apt to make a move or experience changes at home. Avoid conflicts with in-laws or other family members. Your short temper could throw things over the top right now. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Put your leadership abilities to use. If you're already in a clan then take a more active role in getting things together. If you're not yet in a clan then consider joining one to add some competitive team spirit to your gaming life. Choose the clan carefully though, visit websites and be sure that your personality will be a good match for the group! Your sniping skills will be high this week, if you don't play a mod with sniping weapons then be sure to make good use of the Railgun.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You need to enjoy the company of those who enjoy the same pastimes. Make sure that you take time to remember those you care about and friends you've not been in contact for some time. Be careful; you may say something you'll regret later. You're apt to make a move or experience changes at home. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Play your some up-beat CDs or MP3s in the background while you play, the music will keep your adrenaline level high and increase your gaming fun factor! There may be some ruffled feathers in your clan right now, with the group dividing into two teams. Remember that there are lots of different personalities involved here, try to bridge the gap to bring the two sides together again.
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