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profiled on Page -2- of the Quakescopes! What more could you ask for? (Except maybe a million dollars
and some triple fudge brownies!) Note: Desktop readings are for entertainment purposes only, and
may border on cruel and unusual punishment.
Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Travel and social activity will bring about interesting talks, not to mention contacts. Confusion at an emotional level will cause you to make wrong decisions concerning your personal life. Take care of chores that have been hanging over your head. You should be in business for yourself. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your weapons of mass destruction will be the Grenade Launcher and the Lightning Gun, especially when you find ways to use them in combination! If you're in a clan you may be having a summer slow down right now, hang in there things will pick up over the next month and enthusiasm that appeared to be gone will return.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Turn your present relationship around or start a new one. Things may not be as they sound. You can have a working or clan relationship with those younger than you if you exercise patience and understanding of the dilemmas they face. Your suggestions for events will be well received. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Someone within your gaming circles will sell you out, either in chat or on the gaming forums you frequent. Don't give them a chance to give out your name as their source to the gossip. Your best weapon this week will be the Rocket Launcher.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Make changes that will enhance your appearance and entice potential partners. Unpredictable events will disrupt your routine. Sports, physical fitness programs, exercise in general will make you feel better and show some pretty quick results. Travel should be on your agenda. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Be careful with any computer upgrades over the next while, not just because money may be a problem, but because you could run into problems while installing new hardware that will lead to greater expenses. Your best games will be played on large fortress-like CTF maps, with two identical bases. If you don't normally play CTF then this may be a good time for you get back into it, or a CTF style mod. Your best weapon will be the Grenade Launcher.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Your partner could make you angry if they steal your thunder or embarrass you in front of others. You need more time to think this whole situation through. Business partnerships should turn out to be quite lucrative. Changes regarding family members will set you off. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Your weapon of choice will be the Plasma Gun. Your best games this week will be played out on maps with a lot of metal framework/walkways and moving or rotating platforms, very industrial looking. You may run into some ultra-trash-talkers on public servers this week, don't join them or you may find yourself on that server's ban list!
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Think twice before you pursue an unrealistic endeavor. You have your own family to consider as well. Go after your professional goals. Pleasure trips will turn out to be better than anticipated. Your honesty will not only win you points but also respect. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your best games will be played on small maps (up to 6 players), with lots of narrow hallways and corners to frag around. If you're in a clan then you'll find yourself fragging in great form for matches this week, but your warmups and pubbing may be a little shabby.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Your charm will attract someone special. Don't count on your friends to be loyal when it comes to doing things. Travel and educational pursuits may help alleviate the stress you have been feeling. Go with the flow and don't let the unsettled atmosphere get on your nerves. Your best game day this week will be Monday. If you've been considering joining a clan, you may want to wait until later in the summer when the team you're considering will be most receptive to new members. Maps with lots of fluids such as water, lava or slime will be your downfall this week, tread lightly around such obstacles or find yourself with a negative frag count!
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Kick your shoes off and relax. Look into family outings or projects. Be discreet and don't present your ideas until you're certain that they're foolproof. You may exaggerate your emotional situation. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Your best games will be played on floating maps, where your opponents can fall (or be pushed *cough*) into oblivion. You'll be at the top of your game this week if you watch your gaming posture, loosen up and enjoy the ride! You need to make changes in your game configurations to compensate for new hardware or a new play style you've been flirting with recently.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): You can make excellent money saving purchases this week. Romantic encounters are evident through travel or educational pursuits. You might just as well let others do their own thing. Your interests could lead you down avenues you never realized existed. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Expect to take lots of tumbles in the fog of death, but never fear, your gaming abilities will be much improved next week. Your best weapons will be the Grenade Launcher and Railgun.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): A romantic dinner, followed by a quiet evening with the one who is enticing you should be most satisfying. Pleasure trips will be most enjoyable if you take them with that special person in your life. Set a limit on the amount you're willing to spend, and be sure to stick to it. You could find yourself left with someone's dirty laundry. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. This will be a great week for sniping, either in a mod with a sniper class or just with the Railgun. If you really want to be top notch then get in some bot practice and you'll soon find yourself picking people off with a much improved accuracy. Your best games will be played on outdoor maps with lots of trees or bushes, and plenty of hills to dodge around.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Romantic encounters are evident through travel or educational pursuits. Calm down and take a step back. Control your anger. Think twice before you speak. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. If you're a drinker then be sure to avoid the suds if you've got a clan match coming up, your game play that night will be your team's downfall! If you work on community oriented projects such as maps, models or a mod, then be sure to get some goodies ready for release in time for QuakeCon or the end of summer, the community will appreciate your gift to them. Your best weapon this week will be the Shotgun, you'll find yourself virtually unable to miss a shot!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): If they're really interested, they'll wait. Make sure to arrange in advance to spend quality time together. You can make amends by taking them somewhere special. Some relatives will be extremely perplexing this week. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Have some fun this week with your online pals, your sense of humour is just what you all need. Keep things light and friendly, avoid losing your temper and starting heated debates. If someone is rubbing you the wrong way then release some stress with a few rounds of your favourite game! You're all about grenades this week, use 'em and abuse 'em!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Don't tell others of your plans. Sooner or later your partner will have had enough of the latest argument and make up. You can come into money that you don't necessarily work for. Unpredictable events will disrupt your routine. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you've been slacking off in your clan for quite some time then now may be a good time to sit back and decide what you want. Perhaps you'd be a better fit in another group or just on your own as a single player. Your best games will be played on dimly lit maps with lots of rich greens, blues and reds, you'll thrive in this environment. Whereas maps with lots of browns and little use of other colour will take you out of the "zone". Your weapon of choice this week is the Rocket Launcher.
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