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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for September 20 - September 26, 2004
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


Note: Thanks for all of your submissions this week! In an effort to keep the desktops rolling I'll be spreading them out a bit, so if you don't see your reading this week never fear, it will be up soon!




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So that's what a South African desktop looks like.

Profile for Pharcyde: Hello there, welcome, and WOW, I think this very well could be our first desktop all the way from South Africa! News of the incredible crystal has travelled far and wide apparently. Good to see that South African desktops aren't lacking style, you do your country proud and bring home this week's "Best Dressed Desk Award"! The crystal ball is feeling chatty today, so I'm going to let it loose. Right off the bat the ballage is detecting some nudity. Skinny dipping? Streaking? Mooning? Have you been hanging your ass out of cars? We're getting that vibe here with you. Naughty. Arachnids will be especially troublesome today. Chances are only fair that you will make it through the day without tangling with one or more giant Amazonian tarantulas. Keep a stick within reach, is my advice. A big stick. Good day to sip tea. Remember to extend your pinkie! You once videotaped yourself sleeping to see if you snore. You do. According to the ball, you also like to open things with your teeth. I believe you might be in a clan, but if so you don't play very often for the team. Mostly because you kind of suck, but don't worry, you're a great towelboy! Hug a tree this week for good luck, but be sure to leave your pants on while doing so. There is a 20% chance of tomorrow. You don't smell so great today. Come the next full moon you will find yourself craving cheese. You will gain 5 pounds. Good news though... you're not pregnant! Someone has a secret crush on you, be extra alert this month and you may discover their identity. Nobody knows the trouble you've seen. Except for Bob, that is. You know - the quiet neighbor, with the binoculars? Your lucky number this week is 11, and your lucky reality TV show is the one you've not been watching. Have a good one!



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What's in a name?

Profile for kuro: Hello kuro my buddy. I still can't get used to that name you know. Weird. I think you should go back to the green scaly thing. So what's new? Hmm, I guess that's what you want me to tell YOU. BTW, sorry but no desktop award for you this week, gave it to the new guy with the spiffy splash. I have to say your background image is lacking. :o But I still love you, so let's move on while you still love me back! People think you're a bum, but you actually own the world's smallest factory (that you like to refer to as your 'bedroom'), where you mass produce gas. Your next game addiction will be "The Sims 2". Someone will soon approach you with an idea. Stay well clear of it. You will develop a sudden bizarre craving for a bologna sandwich on white bread with mayonaisse and iceberg lettuce. Fight it! Someone will attempt to get you to stay in one place today, by telling you that you are surrounded by 100 black poisonous snakes (which are invisible). You will make a daring escape, despite the risk involved. You have photocopied your butt (and perhaps other body parts) at lease once. Pay close attention to a man with large hair. You will go on a newbie server to get high score this week, tsk tsk. You're not dead yet, but stay tuned for further reports. The crystal ball warns that this is a bad month to make human sacrifices. Someone will ask "How are you?" for the millionth time. You should celebrate the occasion by having a speech prepared - something embarrassingly intimate is usually best. "Glad you asked, Bob. I'm having a darned tough time getting rid of these pesky genital warts, for one thing..." You are a closet Goth. One day you will have a tupperwear party. Avon won't be calling. Your lucky number this week is 11, and your lucky reality TV show is The Bachelor.




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