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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for May 23 - May 29, 2005
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


Note: Send in your desktop images, slackers! The truth is out there! Only the PQ Crystal Ball knows what's in your future, find out now, find out here, submit!




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Girls, Girls, Girls!

Profile for Black Baron (likes women): BeeBee! What can I say really? You're even a bit of a mystery to the all-knowing crystal ballage. How does that saying go? You're like an enigma wrapped in a twinkie and covered in chocolate. Sometimes delightful, sometimes delightfully undelightful. ;) I'm still not sure why you felt it necessary to mention in your email that you like women. I wasn't aware that your sexuality was in question. But grats none the less! Even your desktop confuseth me so. It is pretty cool though, and you definitely take home this week's Best Dressed Desk Award! Not just because it rocks, but also because Smudge's desk is so totally uncool and just meant to provoke evil anime hating emotions within me. Fortunately you don't send me evil desktops. You're the bestest The Black Baron ever. Hrm, I never did ask you how you decided on that as a handle. Oh well, on with the show then, eh? You are easily amused. According to the crystal ball, you have recently been spending a lot of time wondering how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got together... and wishing you were Tom Cruise. I bet she's like a total love slave. Think about it, he's a big star, she's a has-been, she probably jumps to his every whim knowing that he will kick start her career. Never fear BB, maybe in your next life you will come back as the love child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Although the crystal ball fears it more likely that you will come back as a garden slug. A studly one though! Today will fail to live up to your expectations (so will this desktop reading). You have a bad habit of cracking your knuckles. You are being watched. Not sure by whom, but someone has been keeping close tabs on you. Act casual. Your lucky number this week is 1/4. Your lucky peanut is the kind that are hand-fed to you by a Danubian Princess.



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It's the return of the QuakeScope Jedi!

Profile for Smudge: You do this on purpose don't you? Once I've been lulled in to a sense of calm desktop reading security, you spring up out of no where bursting with anime badness! I know you're a sly one, the crystal ball sees what you get up to. Don't think it doesn't mister! I'll tell you this as well... shame on you. SHAME! But regardless of your crap taste in background images, you're still like a desktop staple around these here parts. Like, if this was a rodeo... you'd be our top buckeroo! But enough with the mushy stuff... Although you are normally reknowned for your wit, your mojo will be a bit off. Okay, a lot off actually. Do yourself a favour and don't make any jokes today. You will meet someone whom you haven't seen in a long time, and will barely recognize them. At least not without the spiked collar and the whip. The crystal ball tells me that you're a very nice person. You'd give the shirt off your back. Of course that's just because you enjoy being naked. Be nice to other people this week, unless they suck. That bad smell in the closet will get stronger. Time to investigate. I sense that you are rather social and dislike all things purple. That toe fetish thing of yours is really gross. A Leo will steal from you today. Watch out for clowns, clowns are bad, very bad. You will catch a cold some time in the next two months. You have a secret crush on someone. People from other parts of the world think you have a funny accent. Your lucky number this week is 98, spend it wisely. Your lucky peanut is honey roasted. See you Smudginator! Get off the anime already. It's so 5 years ago!




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