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profiled on Page -2- of the Quakescopes! What more could you ask for? (Except maybe a million dollars
and some triple fudge brownies!) Note: Desktop readings are for entertainment purposes only, and
may border on cruel and unusual punishment.
Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Listen, but don't make any rash decisions. You need some help this week. Too many opportunities and too many changes going on. Look for guidance from a close friend. You are best to keep your cash in a safe place. Be careful not to show your temper when dealing with the boss. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Now is a good time to make that clan move, whether it be joining a clan you've had your eye on or leaving the current for the new, if you've been thinking about a change then there is no better time than the present. Your best weapon this week will be the Lightning Gun.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): You will be uncertain of your feelings. You should get involved with activities that can be enjoyed by both young and old alike. Deception and doubts may surround your involvement with friends and relatives. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. If you're feeling artistic this week then do something with that demo archive you've been keeping, put the game to some music and make a flick to share with others! Your best maps will be those with multiple levels to frag from, lots of earth toned textures will see you in the fragging zone and at the top of the score charts!
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You may have some difficulties with someone you live with. Don't let someone you work with put words in your mouth. Financial gains can be made. Use your ingenuity to manipulate things to get what you want. Someone you live with will be impossible. Limitations will set in if you haven't followed the rules. Don't believe everything you hear. Your best game day this week will be Monday. If ever you needed some extra gaming time, it's now! You'll find yourself at the top of the game and see your tensions melt away. Your best weapon this week will be anything you can snipe with, Sniper Rifle, Railgun, etc.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Don't take sides if you wish to remain on good terms with both parties. Your partner may be reluctant to tell you how they feel. They will not have the patience to wait for you to complete things that they've asked you to do. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. If you're in a clan you may find yourself on the receiving end of some cheating or bad sportsmanship accusations. Try to keep the hot heads on your team cool and select a single representative to smooth over the situation in a mature manner. Your best games will be played in team mods, TDM, CTF, Freeze Tag, etc. You will find yourself playing much better in these than you will in free for all or 1v1 encounters.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): It's time to reevaluate your own motives and make changes to yourself. Make plans to do something special with the one you love. It's doubtful anyone will try to stand in your way or cut you off at the pass this week. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Clan life may seem rather tiring for you right now, take a break if you feel one is needed. Let others play in the next few matches and see how you feel in another few weeks, don't make any quick decisions to leave the group. Your best weapons this week will be the Railgun and Shotgun.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Be sure to keep communication open with those you live with. Travel and communications will not run as smoothly as you had hoped. Children or friends may try to talk you into lending them money. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. You may be having thoughts of leaving your clan, give it a little more time before making a final decision, you may be acting on a temporary feeling that will go away soon. Your best games will be played on small maps this week, and you will perform at your highest possible level in 1v1 duels, take your time when playing. If you are too eager to encounter the enemy you will fail.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Think of joining a health club that will benefit your physical appearance. Travel will promote romantic connections. Be prepared to make compensations and adjustments. Social activities that involve the whole family will be enjoyable. Your mate is going to want and need some attention. Catch up on correspondence. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Clan life can be really great for you right now if you keep a laid back attitude. Getting overly upset over match losses is a waste of your energy. Focus on more positive aspects of life as part of the team. Use your great sense of humour to cheer up those around you and make them see that there's no REAL reason to feel down. Your best weapon this week will be the Grenade Launcher, whip it out amidst large crowds and have a few laughs!
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Get involved in activities that will be fun for the whole family. Emotional ups and downs have caused doubts in your personal life. Plan a day of enjoyment with the people you care about. Don't let other people meddle in your private affairs. You will have a tendency to exaggerate, which will lead to major confrontations with loved ones. Channel your energy into creative projects, re-decorating your computer room or even doing some household chores. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. If clan life has been getting you down recently then think of ways to renew the energy you once felt there, whatever you come up with will benefit the whole team! Your best games will be played on small maps, you'll shine in a 1v1 duel environment as long as you don't get too cocky after getting a few frags ahead in the game!
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Your significant other will be annoyed with your participation in the game community. You will have a little more energy than usual. Travel in pursuit of pleasure and knowledge. You will find that you can work progressively at improving yourself this week. Resistance leading to conflict will only make it twice as hard to turn a tough situation around. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Clan life for you is good right now, your team is currently on a streak or about to enter into one. Make sure the team doesn't get too cocky or you will find yourself suddenly losing to teams that shouldn't be able to beat you. Your best games will be played on large open maps, use the Railgun for an increased frag count!
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): You can get ahead if you work diligently behind the scenes. Don't let situations get out of control. Your intellectual wit will bring greater popularity with your peers. Travel will be exciting. You will find your personal partner taxing this week. Work on legitimate financial deals that may enable you to bring in some extra cash. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun, practice up with some Instagib to further annihilate the competition!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Be supportive in order to avoid confrontations. There might be a problem with an insurance policy. Make sure any presentation you have is ready. You can dazzle members of the opposite sex with your quick wit and aggressive charm. Difficulties with your mate may lead to isolation. Don't try to hide your true feelings from your significant other. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You'll be on a real roll this week, topping the score charts more often than not. Your best weapons will be the Rocket Launcher and Grenade Launcher.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Try to be patient with the inability of others to accept your new beliefs. You should be looking into making changes around the house. Don't let your anger consume you and don't allow important matters go unattended to. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you're in a clan be sure that you're getting your fair share of play time. If your team is not very flexible about the lineup then it may be time to seek out a new team! Your best games this week will be played on tall maps, maps with long death drops and multi-level buildings. Stick to the high road for an increased frag count.
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