Quakescopes for December 12 - December 18, 2005
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): You may have problems with children. You're undergoing changes. Sudden changes concerning coworkers or classmates may surprise you. Your diplomacy will be of utmost importance this week. You need to be inspired and have your spirits lifted. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your best weapons this week will be the Rocket Launcher and Railgun, use 'em and abuse 'em for an increased frag count! Your best games will be played on small maps where there's not much room for hiding or camping. Be sure to keep control of the maps weapons and resources to gain an added advantage. Deathmatch Free For All will bring you lots of fragging fun and a name at the top of the score chart.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Take time to make physical improvements that will enhance your home's appearance. You will be erratic and quite likely to make personal mistakes. Emotionally you won't see things accurately, sit back and take a better look. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. This week you'll find yourself paying more attention to eye pleasing (and displeasing) details on maps and on the character models you play against. This would be a good time to get creative and read a few tutorials, maybe give mapping or modeling a shot of your own. Your best games this week will be played on cityscape maps, with lots of buildings and city landscape. You'll find yourself at the top of the score charts in Team Deathmatch and TDM type mods like Freeze Tag.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Do not blow situations out of proportion. Offer consolation, but don't give them any direction. You have a real need to be vocal. Put some energy into getting back into shape. Listen to reason. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Capture the Flag type mods will really turn your crank this week and keep the adrenaline rushing. You'll be a real ace with a grappling hook, swinging to and fro and making it look dead simple. Your best weapon will be the Grenade Launcher and your best maps will be those with a futuristic looking theme.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Accept the inevitable, and opportunities for advancement will follow. You are best not to confront situations that deal with in-laws or relatives. Don't let coworkers or classmates get wind of your ideas or they might try to take credit for your hard work. Try not to allow others to burden you with additional responsibilities. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you've been considering joining a clan or making a switch to a new one, then there's no time like the present. You'll find yourself quite content in your new surroundings and will make some valued friends along the way. Your social skills aren't at an all-time high right now, so if you're a forum chatter, be careful not to offend too many people this week! Your best weapon will be the Shotgun when used in combination with the Rocket Launcher. And watch for your game to suffer this week on maps which are usually your favourites!
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Be sure that you have all the facts before you take action. Exercise your talents and present your ideas to groups you think you can contribute to. You can make changes to your home that will be pleasing to all concerned. You will be full of good ideas, and your choice of activities may bring you enrichment far beyond your expectations. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you've been neglecting your gaming pals or clan for a while then it's time to get back into the game! Your game will be ON this week, you may even find yourself accused of cheating by some wanker who just can't tell skill when it shoots him in the head. You'll play your best games in a team environment. Don't be afraid to lay out some advice that will improve the game of your teammates.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Mingle with those who can help you get ahead. Your partner will be emotionally unable to cope. Someone you care about may let you down or criticize your methods. Your ability to organize and get everyone together will enhance your popularity and bring interest from potential mates. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. You're great with strategies this week, you can really see how a game will unfold before it's finished. So put that skill to good use if you're in a clan and share the game plan! Your best games will be played on large indoor arena type maps this week, and your best weapon will be the Lightning Gun, so don't leave home without it! Play a little 1 on 1 Deathmatch to get the adrenaline pumping and tune up your 1v1 skills this week.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Coworkers may not be on your side. Focus on forming business partnerships. You need an outlet that will help take your mind off any troubles at work or school. You will reap the rewards for your kind actions. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your best weapon will be the Rocket Launcher, so if you play Rocket Arena then this would also be a very good time to practice your rocket jumps. Speedruns are also in the cards for you right now, if you enjoy them or have never tried them, then look into it and give it your best shot!
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): You'll find it easy to deal with government agencies or large institutions. Take the time to help old friends or relatives who have had a stroke of bad luck. You will learn valuable skills if you sign up for seminars this week. Try to keep your opinions to yourself. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. You've got some bad game habits on the go right now, take a look at how you're playing and think of ways to break those disastrous patterns! Your best weapon this week will be the Lightning Gun, Chaingun and Shotgun. Your best games will be played on maps with lots of bright colours, dark and dingy will bring your game down to an all-time low this week.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Be confident in your endeavors and others will believe in your efforts. The personal problems you may be having are interfering with your productivity. You can make sound financial investments if you act fast. Your attitude is changing rapidly and your plate is overloaded. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your best weapon this week will be the Grenade Launcher, think of ways to incorporate it into your usual strategies and patterns. Your best games will be played on maps with lots of liquids, water, lava, slime, and also maps with lots of hazards such as spikes, ledges to crater off of, etc. Although others may be toppling over around you, you'll be handling the dangers like an old pro.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): You will have problems with coworkers or classmates if you are too extreme about doing things perfectly. Real estate investments could be to your advantage. Pushy people must be kept at arm's length. Romantic relationships could be under pressure. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your best games will be played on dark maps with lots of underground tunnels. Use the tunnels to your advantage this week, you'll fight well in the cramped quarters. Mods such as Urban Terror, Reaction Quake, and Team Fortress will hold the most excitement for you this week, and will allow you to put good strategies into play.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You may find that your mate is well aware of the circumstances you thought they weren't. Curb any jealous fits if your partner has been flirting with someone else. Your trendy style and unique way of doing things will entice new acquaintances. You will be able to catch up on overdue work. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun. If you usually don't use it, then now would be a great time to pick it up and get in some target practice. Try playing against the bots and see how you hold up, after a few days your sniping will be much improved. Your best games will be played on outdoor maps, preferably with a bright winter setting or those with lots of bright green textures.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You can make changes to your living quarters, but not everyone will be pleased with your efforts. You may not be as well received in group endeavors if you try to force your will on others. Concentrate on yourself or your work. Self-deception regarding your own worth may lead you down the wrong path. Your best game day this week will be Monday. You'll play your best games in Deathmatch 1vs.1 and in class based team mods such as Generations, Weapons Factory Arena and Team Fortress. Your best weapons will be the BFG, Plasma and Shotgun. As far as map go... Large open maps will do the trick for you this week, but wind up on small maps with lots of twists and turns and you'll find yourself low in the frag count!
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