Quakescopes for January 2 - January 8, 2006
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Spend time with friends and relatives. Travel for pleasure. Try to include the one you love in your plans this week. A social get-together will bring you in contact with intelligent new friends. Don't make promises you can't keep. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Dreams of playing the game professionally can be realized with hard work and a good attitude. You may be asked to sit out on an upcoming clan match, try not to take it personally. You're a great asset to the team, sit on the bench for a change and support them win or lose. Your best games will be played on cramped, dark indoor maps in 1 vs. 1 or small FFA situations. Your best weapon will be the Nailgun.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): It's time to consider saving a little money for a rainy day. Emotional partnerships may develop through projects you initiate. Be careful not to push your luck or take too much for granted when dealing on either a personal or professional level. Minor health problems may flare up if you haven't been taking care of yourself or have been burning the candle at both ends. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Take to the air, play a grapple mod to find yourself at the top of your game! Your best games will be played on large, dimly lit, indoor maps with teams of 6 or more... or 10+ players FFA style. Your best weapon will be the Hyperblaster.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You may find that female colleagues or clanmates will be more help than you anticipated. You can make a big difference to children if you are understanding of the difficulties they are experiencing. Your charm will attract members of the opposite sex. Channel your energy into projects that will enhance your career goals. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your lucky player model hasn't been very lucky lately, it's time for a change! Your best games will be played on team maps with two identical bases, you'll be a rock in any position you play on those style of maps. Your best weapon will be the Shotgun, you can't miss this week!
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Go on business trips if at all possible. Don't let your emotions interfere with moneymaking deals. Your intellectual charm will entice new love interests. Older members of your family may try to take advantage of you. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Stop seeking the limelight, sit back in a less visible position and let others have a crack at the glory, while you show what a versatile player you are. Your best games will be played indoors, lots of narrow hallways with corners to frag around will see you leading the score chart. Your best weapons this week will be anything automatic or semi-automatic, Nailgun, Chaingun, Hyperblaster, etc.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Disruptions may set you back, but you're strong, and in the end the choices you make will be favorable. Stop those bad habits. Look into participating in activities that will help get rid of some of that tension you may be feeling. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Be aware of the feelings of a friend or clanmate who is not a very good player. Be supportive and give them some pats on the back, even though they often cut them self up for lack of skill, too much joking around can lead to this person feeling that they do not belong. Your best games will be played on dimly-lit or night time maps, lots of red textures or lighting this week will see you at the top of the score chart. Your best weapon will the BFG, DMG and Railgun.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): You need to take a break with the ones you love. Be careful not to sign your time or your cash away. Help children with important projects. A younger clanmate or gaming pal may come to you for advice this week, while it may seem trivial your help will be much appreciated. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Too much boasting can give you a bad reputation and cause hard feelings. There is no need to remind people that you've been playing great lately, they can see it on their own! You will be respected much more for not pointing out the obvious. Your best weapon this week will be any that you can snipe with. For some added practice hit some instagib servers where you'll be picking off opponents with great precision!
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Plan to do things with your faithful pet or with youngsters who have interesting hobbies. Avoid functions that will bring you in contact with those you find difficult to get along with. Get ready to do some fancy footwork when it comes to taking care of your financial situation. Your best game day this week will be Friday. If you enjoy top notch competition then take some time to learn maps this week. Listen to sounds heard as people move around certain areas, so you'll be able to spot your opponents before they spot you. Your best games will be played on maps where water is present. Your best weapon will be anything with that sizzles with energy! Give the BFG, DMG, Gauntlet or Lightning Gun a go.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Real estate investments will be profitable. You should sign up for creative courses. Concentrate on your work and you will find your career goals realized. Beware of someone who is trying to make you look bad. Creative educational pursuits will payoff. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. You can be proud of any extra efforts you've made to improve the community, your hard work is not going unnoticed. Your clan may be in need of some extra direction right now, step up to bat and take on the task, or ask for some help if you already lead the group. Your best games will be played on space and other floating style maps. Your best weapon will be the Grenade Launcher and the Gauntlet.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Don't allow your mate to take advantage of your good nature. You will have a problem with your boss if you haven't done your job. Put financial speculation with family members or friends on the back burner for now. Sudden romantic encounters will set your head spinning. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your game may suffer this week, but your attitude shouldn't. Laugh with those around you as they find amusement in your silly flub ups! Don't be so serious, kick back and have some fun, chat it up a bit to make some new acquaintances. Your best weapons this week will be the Plasma Gun, Hyperblaster and the Shotgun.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Sudden trips may take you by surprise; try to include your mate, mixing business with pleasure. Don't do something silly just to get back at your mate. Don't be too confident that coworkers are on your side. You will get along well in social situations. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Play mods with a jet pack for some added fun and superior skill on your end, you'll have precision control in the air! You will reach new heights when rocket jumping this week. Very large FFA maps and fragging grounds with lots of blue textures will see you at the top of the score charts. Your best weapon will be the Rocket Launcher, Hyperblaster and Nailgun.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): The talk you have may be eye-opening with regard to your present situation. Visit friends or relatives that you have not seen in awhile. You will feel the limitations if you have been overdoing it. Your changing philosophies may lead you into new circles and open doors that will give you a unique outlook on life. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Recent changes to your config may not be working out very well. If you're not completely comfortable after a few more days of play, then it's time to make further adjustments. Grab a friend and join a 2 vs. 2 ladder to spice up your gaming life and get the added practice you've been looking for. Your best weapon will be the Railgun, Rocket Launcher and Machine Gun.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Your ability to ferret out secret information will lead you to an inside scoop. Stress may cause minor health ailments. Expand your knowledge and sign up for courses and seminars. Take some time to update your website or enhance the appearance of your living space. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. If you're in a clan, save the celebratory beers for AFTER the big match. You won't play better drunk and will put your team at risk of losing! Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun, hit some instagib servers to really shine and get some added sniping practice in!
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