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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for January 16 - January 22, 2006
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


Note: Send in your desktop images, slackers! The truth is out there! Only the PQ Crystal Ball knows what's in your future, find out now, find out here, submit!




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It ain't easy being green!

Profile for David: Hallo soldier, wassabi 'n shit? I'm feeling rather special today, we had three desktop submissions, I even had to hold one back for next week. Oddly enough, game handles seem to be "out", as both of today's are handle-free! So uhm, without giving away your last name to the general stalking public (yes, it's true, most PQ readers are stalkers), unfortunately none are stalking me. I guess they prefer da penis if you know what I mean, since Pappy tends to have many admirerers. Hrm, admirerers, that just looks wrong. But I'm a genius so it must be correct. Oh right, we're here for you aren't we? Sometimes I forget. Oh yeah... the last name thing. Tee hee. I like green. Okay so, looking at your desktop here... It's very nifty really. I like other dude's background but yours is pretty stylin' and profilin', so congrats on winning this week's "Best Dressed Desk Award"! Cherish it mon petit chou-fleur. Based on your desktop layout, the crystal ball is betting you have a mild case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. :o You enjoy watching nature shows (in particular the animal mating episodes). You have been taken by at least one email hoax and in the past you've replied to chain letters (much to the annoyance of others!). Go wild today! Try a new kind of soup. Maybe even have some crackers on the side. You are being watched. Not sure by whom, but someone has been keeping close tabs on you. Act casual. You will spend another full day attempting to shuffle a deck of cards with your toes. Fortunately, nobody will find out. The crystal ball tells me that you often eat cheese before going to bed and you enjoy goat milk... straight from the goat. Hey, milk does a body good. Apparently. So let's see what ye olde crystal ball says is in store for you in the coming days! Beware of slime creatures. There's one lurking in the fridge pretending to be lettuce. You will have a completely boring uneventful day. Then you'll go home, eat the same thing you always eat, watch a re-run and go to bed. Then you'll be abducted by aliens, who will tease you. You are about to get an itch in a tough to reach area. Your lucky number this week is 98, spend it wisely. Your lucky peanut is honey roasted. Toodles noodles!



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Uhm, stuff?

Profile for Nathan: Well hello there! Wizards huh? I bet you've played Dungeons and Dragons (the card game), or if you're too young for that phase, I bet you WOULD have played it back in the day. Ever see the movie of the same name? Beware! Evil lurks in your underpants. The crystal ballage also believes that you have turned your back on Quake to go MMO. Naughty naughty. Anyhoo... I'm kinda digging your background image. It's kind of weird, but that's cool. Weird is good. Except when weird is being bad of course. I can tell from the desktop that you get tispy on non-alcholic beer. So what's the dillio billio? You're a bit on the lazy side, and your idea of exercise is bending over to put your socks on. Good day to review what you know about hamsters. When it comes to FPS gaming you've got some mad tactics. It helps make up a bit for your poor aim. On the Quake front in particular, I sense that you are a decent player, but I don't detect any clan activity in your present or immediate future. You like to listen to music backwards hoping to find hidden lyrics. That is when you're not busily video taping yourself naked in erotic poses and trying to flog the tapes on EBay. The lack of desktop icons tells us that you are trying to hide something. The crystal ball thinks you recently spent the night in the drunk tank... while I think you're hiding a secret love of AOL style dirty chat. There's definitely a secret there though, and we will unearth it some day! You have a bad habit of cracking your knuckles. You also keeps pot pourri and scented soaps in your underwear drawer, so you will stay feeling fresh all day long! Speaking of underwear drawers... you were recently discovered (or WILL BE discovered) trying on your significant other's undewear. They said (or WILL say) they didn't mind but it secretly creeped them out. You will be dumped soon after said undies incident. The crystal ball sees that you are due for a haircut. Egad, please put some clothes on as well. Remember, the crystal ball sees all! Eeep. Your lucky number this week is 1.00287278621 and your lucky peanut is BBQ flavoured. Ciao for now baybee-O.




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