Quakescopes for Apr. 1 - Apr. 7, 2002
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Look out for those wanting to push you into a disagreement. Avoid
clan disputes and overly sensitive issues being debated on gaming forums you frequent.
You should sign up for creative courses. Concentrate on your work and you can make successful moves.
Your involvement in sports or entertainment will lead to new romances. You can enjoy the company
of others and come in contact with an ideal mate if you get out and mingle. Your best game day
this week will be Saturday. A keen ear will be the secret to your fragging successes this week.
Your best weapons will be those which have been converted, so this would be a good week to check out
some new mods you've been eyeing.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Be sure not to reveal private information to the wrong
individuals. Try not to lend or borrow money this week. You are best to keep your money tied
up in a safe and secure place. Self-deception about relationships is a problem. Your best game
day this week will be Monday. If you are in a clan this would be a good time to try out some
new strategies, your group has nothing to lose and you may finally reach a comfort level as a
team. Your best games will be played on space maps, and your best game mode will be something
in the teamplay department, but not a realism conversion. CTF or Jailbreak would probably suit
you best right now.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You can bet that someone in a higher position is watching
to see how busy you are. Refuse to get involved in idle chatter; it will only make you look bad.
Too much talk of recent losses might lead to clan disagreements. Your best game day this week
will be Tuesday. If you are in a clan, do not over analyze your team's losses and wins. Design
simple and easy to follow strategies. If you try to make things too complicated your team will
become confused and ultimately suffer a major losing streak. Back to basics! Realism games
and mods will suit you well this week and see you at your peak performance.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): You must not make unnecessary changes to your gaming configs
this week or you will see yourself dropping a few skill points. Your personal life will be under
the gun and you may want to avoid the questions your significant other is going to want to
ask you. Your best game day this week will be Friday. If you are in a clan, consider going back
to a strategy that you know worked, too many things have been changed in recent days and you will
see your team suffer for it. Your best maps will be dark, dreary warehouses or city slums. Really
immerse yourself into the environment to see yourself unstoppable.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Confusion at an emotional level will cause you to make
wrong decisions concerning your personal life. Overindulgent people will cause disruptions
in your life. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. If you're in a clan, focus on
improving team voice communications. Practice will make perfect, you just need to be a little
patient with those having a bit of trouble with the whole voice concept. Your computer
posture is not very good, causing some aches and pains. Straighten up and be sure to stray
from the computer once in a while for a break! Think before you type this week or you will
offend the wrong person.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Avoid any intimate involvements with coworkers or
employers. Empty promises are evident; therefore, get it in writing, to be safe. It may
be a disappointing week emotionally. Your best game day this week will be Monday.
Get yourself a good set of headphones when you can afford to do so, it will improve your
game by shutting out distractions and help to immerse you into the various map
environments. Your best games this week will be played on maps with castle fortresses
and lots of water. Watch for disputes with an opposing clan to put a damper on your fun.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Emotional relationships will be plentiful if you attend
group activities. Your outgoing, aggressive nature will attract someone you've been anxious
to meet. You can get support from your gaming pals or clanmates if you're willing to step out on
a limb and voice your opinions. Don't be afraid of opposition; your suggestions are valid.
Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Single player games and mods are your best
bet this week for maximum fun factor, and playing against bots can help improve your
performance. Practice up on your rail or sniping in particular, constant use of the weapon
will improve your overall aim.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Uncertainty regarding your mate may emerge; reevaluate what
you see in each other. Social gatherings will be conducive to meeting new potential friends.
Someone you live with will be quite unreasonable this week. Go out with friends and avoid
the situation on the home front. You really can't do anything to change matters right now.
Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you're in a clan be sure to warm up as a team
well before the game to find your team on the start of a winning streak. Be careful what
you say to others in the heat of the moment, be it on a server, in IRC or on a forum. You will
quickly regret letting off steam. The Quake game you'd enjoy the most this week is Quake II.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Don't settle for less than the best. Be careful
not to overexert yourself. If you've taken on a lot of work, be sure to leave some time for
yourself and family. Get involved in creative projects that will enhance your earning power.
Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your clan will find itself losing the big
game if there are any last minute disturbances to ruin concentration. Be sure that everyone
is warmed up and ready to go well in advance. You've got the jumping spirit this week.
If you've ever been interested in learning how to trick jump then get downloading those
demos and movies for some helpful tips. Try making your own flick as well for some added
fun and a chance to let your creative side shine.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): You will be popular this week and may attract the attention
of the opposite sex. Do not lend money to friends, or contribute more than necessary to
groups unworthy of your cash. Don't let your jealousy be the reason for a decaying
relationship. Sooner or later your partner will have had enough. If you can't trust
someone, question the connection. Your best game day this week will be Sunday.
If you are part of a clan, be careful that everyone keeps their lips buttoned if the other
team gets a bit cocky. You could find your clan receiving a forfeit loss for misconduct
if one of your hot heads loses control! The Quake game you'd enjoy the most this week is
Quake II. If it's been a long time then pull it back out for a blast from the past!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You will be subject to pushy individuals if you get
involved in dubious groups. You have the ability to motivate others. If you are involved
with a clan or creative group, get the team back on track with a good old pep talk. The person
who has been trying to get into your clan is a safe bet, bring them on in if they seem like
a good personality match. You can work on skill later. Your best game day this week will be
Friday. Realism mods aren't your gig this week, you'd be better off playing a deathmatch variation
or even taking a trip back to Quake or Quake II single player.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You may find acquaintances being deceptive. You
will be able to communicate well this week. Discuss your objectives with clanmates or those
in your creative group. You can make major accomplishments while on short trips. You will meet
potential new mates through your travels. You may want to sign up for courses or projects that
will encourage you to have more confidence in yourself. Your best game day this week will be
Tuesday. Try not to be too disappointed if you're not
playing at your usual skill level this week, it's just a temporary set back. If you're in a clan
then you'd do best to sit on the sidelines for any big games this week. You've got the moves
this week, try doing some speedruns to challenge yourself and have a blast!
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