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Desktop Readings for Apr. 1 - Apr. 7, 2002
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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MP3 Thief

Profile for t3h: t3h's background image indicates a problem with authority figures. He will likely be fired from at least two jobs throughout his career, and has probably been or will be kicked out of a clan as well. t3h once appeared on the Jerry Springer show. He was the guy who was sleeping with his best friend's mother's sister who was in turn sleeping with his uncle's best friend's husband. t3h's relatives in the after world take turns spying on him in the shower. He's often felt as is prying eyes were on him, alas he is correct. t3h's heroes are Beavis and Butthead, similar mentalities attract? t3h was abducted by aliens in 1989, it coincided with the day a crop circle appeared in his back yard. Looking into the old crystal ball, I see that t3h likes ice cream and french fries. He uses soap to bathe in the shower and brushes his teeth daily. t3h also wears socks and has access to a computer. Final Word for t3h: You cannot fall off the floor.

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Like, far out...

Profile for hero: hero has a rather funky fresh background image, but he's gone and screwed it up by tossing up a bunch of messy shortcuts. I'm going to say that hero is actually not much of a gamer, he prefers to spend his time on the internet downloading porn videos and XXX images. I don't believe hero is in a clan, in fact I think he prefers to spend his free time baking. Looking into the crystal ball I see that hero enjoys watching movies, he leaves the house once in a while and there is a garbage pail somewhere within his home. hero hopes that one day other foods besides cheese will be available in Whiz form, and his dream is to one day own a monkey. hero is not a very adept gamer and should stick with Pacman or Solitaire. Final Word for hero: Remember to pillage before you burn.

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No Angel

Profile for Sno: Sno is a desktop readings repeat customer, and it appears he's taken up with Halo since our last round. Outside of what I was able to determine last time, Sno reveals some kinky fantasies in this desktop set up. I don't think it's a good idea to get into specifics here, but let's just say he has been injured at least once while trying fulfill said kinky fantasies. Looking into the rusty crystal ball... I see that Sno still checks under his bed for monsters. He is currently trying to learn bass guitar in order to meet heavy metal chicks. Sno enjoys cheese filled weenies and once buried Eggos in his backyard to see if a waffle tree would grow. Final Word for Sno: Always remember that thing that Mike told you. It will be the key to finding happiness and fortune.

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Sweet as apple pie.

Profile for Crioknight: Through this desktop Crio reveals that he is a pretty good guy overall, except for the fact that he is the Angel of Death. Ok, not really, but he thinks he is. Of course he also thinks he's the Easter Bunny. Go figure. Crio is not aware of this embarassing fact, but he once did a little nude sleepwalking, which got quite a few chuckles from the others in his household. Looking into the crystal ball, I see that Crio has a crush on an older woman. He once tried to remove the glass from his TV screen so he could crawl through into Baywatch. Crio's favourite pick-up line is: Can I call you Deep-Fat Frier? Because you SIZZLE. Advice... think up a new one! Final Word for Crioknight: You will attract uncultured people to your home.


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