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Desktop Readings for Dec. 17 - Dec. 23, 2001
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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*yawn*

Profile for LOF-HollowPoint: HollowPoint... I'm sure Hollow gets enough comments about his head being a HollowPoint, so I'll leave it out. But just to validate what others have said and thought, y'all are on the right track with that one! ;) HollowPoint is in the clan Lethal Old Farts. The guy is lethal, old and carries with him a nasty stench, what a winning combination. Shall I go ahead and assume you are single? Hollow's Desktop screams out B-O-R-I-N-G. It doesn't take much to put an old fart to sleep, a little extra milk in the Ovaltine will do it, but apparently HollowPoint is just SO damn boring that he's actually putting his clanmates to sleep during matches. The really sad thing is that HollowPoint's Desktop bears a strong resemblance to my own. I was also once in a clan called Ole Bastards Clan, where I stunk up Q2 servers on a daily basis. I'm starting to think there's something to these coincidences, but since this is not about me, I'll leave it at that! I can tell by the icons that HollowP, the big stinky (I'm a sucker for a crap opportunity to rhyme), wants to be a gymnast. Where most people would warmup by shooting off a few rounds on their clan's server, HP (I can call him that since we're practically related) limbers up by doing the splits (not a pretty picture to say the least).

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Let the sun shine in!

Profile for Barry: I'm thinking Barry's handle may be DaK, since it's shown on his desktop a few times. How astute. Not sure why he'd name his icons after himself, perhaps it helps him remember. Barry's Desktop is quite classy looking really. Very tidy, nice colours. Someone even got the old virtual crayons out and drew up a cute little monster or self portrait, or whatever that white thingy is. So we've got class, sunny vibrance and cutesy fun. A winning combination really, too bad Barry has crabs, he would have been a great catch! Very tough desktop to work with here, it looks great but my mystical powers are weak in it's presence. Sitting here scratching my chin I'm thinking I'd pretty much like to kick Barry's ass right now for wasting half my day racking my brain on it! Damn Frenchies. It's like Kryptonite or something, I just can't break through. Listen Barry, do something about those crabs, take two aspirin and call me in the morning, I give up.

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Beam me up, Scotty!

Profile for Dragon|X: We've actually seen this same desktop image in a previous reading. One of you guys is not being very original! Dragon is blatantly a Star Trek fan, probably goes around using a lot of phrases like Make it so, Number One and Engage!. Dragon has never attended a Star Trek Convention, like most Trekkies, he does not leave the house often. But it is his fantasy to one day go where no sane man has gone before, and attend one. Hey, whatta ya want for free? ;) The gr.txt file is intriguing, after much deliberation I have decided it stands for: Grand Rump. From this finding I must conclude that Dragon either has a big ass or IS a big ass. Not sure which, Barry's Desktop (see above) is still skewing my psychic powers a little. Not to worry though, Dragon also has big feet, and we know what that means, right girlz? Dragon's trash bin is full, which indicates that he's a little bit trashy and likes to dress up as a prostitute and chain smoke cigarettes on occasion. Bottom Line: Unlike the other baboons I've read for today, Dragon has great aim and rarely pees on the floor. What a huge pet peeve that is for us women, kudos to you Dragon.

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Satanic Rituals At Work

Profile for Wicked: Wicked informs me that the graphic on his desktop is NOT a satanic symbol, but rather an ankh, which represents eternal life. Yeah, eternal life in a SATANIC CULT maybe! The 148 in Wicked's system tray represents his weight. Since he doesn't leave the computer a whole lot, when the green bar turns red he knows it's time to eat. As you can see from the graphics icons, Wicked is into graphic manipulation. He also digs porn. He's likely the guy who enjoys taking pictures of male friends and copying their heads onto naked female bodies. There's always one in every crowd. Wicked is pals with a few of my previous desktop reading victims and has validated the accuracy of said readings, that's always nice to hear! Of course said pals will likely kick his ass for it, but it's all good. A few cool games happening on the desktop of the Wicked one. Hmm, that's the first time "cool" and "Wicked" have been used in the same sentence. ;) You know how everyone is said to have their "15 minutes of fame"? I hate to tell you this Wicked, but this is your 15 minutes. :/ Bottom Line: I've said it before but it appears I have to say it again... I'd really appreciate it if you and your pals would stop sending me naked pictures of yourselves. Fricken stalkers.


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