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Flag (You're Never Gonna Get It)
By CheeseWhistle (3/19/97)
you ever been called a camper for hanging back and
defending your flag? If so, then this song is for you! I
think Zoid should autokick any llama lame enough to even
type "camper" in CTF! This one should have been
easier than it was. The vocal lines have some complicated
rhythms. I am sorry it took so long to get another parody
up. Expect to see some reader contributions by the
Eleanor Gibbed Me - By CheeseWhistle (3/4/97)
fun never stops here on the Quake Musical Parody page.
This latest installment is a warm tribute to a special
kind of man/woman relationship which only a few can ever
hope to attain. Sung to the tune of a classic Beatles
anthem, this song will tug at your heartstrings and make
you long for a woman in black vinyl overhauls. Just call
Clan On The Run - By CheeseWhistle (3/2/97)
wanting to let my newfound fame go to waste and not
wanting to let my fans down, I put together yet another
parody. This time we look at the glory of a well executed
clan attack! Let me know what you think. And to those who
have submitted their own contributions for this page,
please give me till tonight (real life is about to invade
on my fun for a little while)!
Q-S-P-Y - by CheeseWhistle
resist doing another one right away! This time I honor
everybody's favorite Quake utility, QSpy! Is it possible? Will discotheques the
world over be filled with addicted clanmembers dancing
wildly while chanting the letters Q-S-P-Y to the tune of
the Village People's classic hit? Doh! I hope not :)
Stayin' Alive - by CheeseWhistle
remake that started everything on March 1st, 1997 thanks
to a surprise mention on Blue's News! This song will have a special
place in the hearts of all those 28.8 modem players out
there (I am one of you!). Also, my thanks to DoGBeRT for
inspiring this work and to Slag for sending the email to
Blue which resulted in hundreds of hits the first
Breaky Heart - by
Put on yer
boots, grab a beer, and swing your ass around in the air
... Oh, wait a minute. That goes on my other
page :) This hilarious contribution has been around for
little awhile. It comes from none other than our noted
Editor-In-Chief, Fragmaster! Hey, it's got a funky beat and
you can frag to it! Have fun, and remember, safeties on!
Quake - by Roger Wilco
probably should have been called "Death (I hear you
callin')" but it is a laugh riot none the less!
Thanks to Roger Wilco for his most excellent
contribution to the page!
to come ...
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