The object of Happy Fun Quake is to collect as many happy smileys as you can. But first, you have to get the clowns to give them up–which they only do when they fall down. (Hint: The double-barrell shotgun is a really nice way to get them to fall down.) Watch out for the puppy doggies, though. They’re VERY friendly… have you ever been licked to death? (“Hey, Patches, quit sniffing me there ok?”)