From : lull
Subject : and I dress this way just to keep them at bay..
It's growing closer to THAT time of year again. You know, when
innocent children will go door-to-door expecting candy in return for
looking adorably cute or horribly mutilated.
The beginning of the fall months always poses a perplexing question
within me. What to go as on Halloween? The predictable monster/ghoul?
A political figure? (Obvious oral-sex jokes shall be excluded here).
Or perhaps I should cake on the white face paint, gorge myself on junk
food, and go to the party and argue everthing to the point of obnoxiousness
while wearing a Q2 T-Shirt? hee. That's probably not as funny as I
thought it would sound. It will probably offend people. I should go
back and delete that portion.
Anyway, the point to this e-mail (of which there is not one) is what
about a Gestalt costume for Halloween? Surely there is available for
purchase over the internet a plastic face mask with microscopic air holes.
You know, the kind sold at huge discount stores. If worn for an
extended period of time, you start to get high due to oxygen depravation.
What more fun could you possibly need? The masks might even come with
one of those plastic jumpsuits. This would complete the Halloween costume
Then I could wander the parties and insult the clueless, drink with the
monkeys, and my caustic wit will get me milla jovovich.