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    PQ | Features | Mailbag | October 31, 1998
   

From : lull
Subject : and I dress this way just to keep them at bay..

It's growing closer to THAT time of year again. You know, when innocent children will go door-to-door expecting candy in return for looking adorably cute or horribly mutilated.

The beginning of the fall months always poses a perplexing question within me. What to go as on Halloween? The predictable monster/ghoul? A political figure? (Obvious oral-sex jokes shall be excluded here).

Or perhaps I should cake on the white face paint, gorge myself on junk food, and go to the party and argue everthing to the point of obnoxiousness while wearing a Q2 T-Shirt? hee. That's probably not as funny as I thought it would sound. It will probably offend people. I should go back and delete that portion.

nah.

Anyway, the point to this e-mail (of which there is not one) is what about a Gestalt costume for Halloween? Surely there is available for purchase over the internet a plastic face mask with microscopic air holes.

You know, the kind sold at huge discount stores. If worn for an extended period of time, you start to get high due to oxygen depravation. What more fun could you possibly need? The masks might even come with one of those plastic jumpsuits. This would complete the Halloween costume ensemble.

Then I could wander the parties and insult the clueless, drink with the monkeys, and my caustic wit will get me milla jovovich.

yummy.

And here it is, the official PlanetQuake "Gestalt Halloween Mask", yours for just $20 from the GameSpy BlackMarket!

scary picture

Simply wear this mask and recite witty comments from Shut The F*ck Up (a book of handy quotes is included with the mask for FREE!) and Milla Jovovich is yours!


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