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Week: Guest hosting continues, now with big rippled
chunks of Xian. It wasn't that long ago that Xian, the
artist formerly known as Disruptor, and I were just little
efnet peons in #doom and #quake. Oh, how time flies.
*sniffle*. He's all grown up now, and answering your
angst, covering everything from prostitutes to your mom to
penis enlargement. And he did it all amidst the
horrible id network/move issues. Xian, you rock my hooters.
Do You Think He Pays For It?
I have a girlfriend and we are very close and sexual, the
only problem is that she used to be a prostitute and she was
addicted to crack.... I have put up with some serious shit
from her and she always goes downtown to get money from a
supposed friend. and then when I confront her about what she
was doing downtown she gets defensive and I can never get
a honest answer it seems out of her.... she lives with me
and I love her... I'm really screwed here!!!! can u help me
out on what to do with this relationship?
Next Bear, you already solved this problem. Dump her. How
could you go out with a chick named "bob" anyway? That's just
pretty well screwed up. Honesty is extremely important in relationships.
If you feel she's hiding something, chances are she is. You
don't need to deal with that shit. I had a chick try and hide
something from me once. Turns out it was her love pudding. But
I got a court order allowing me access and everything was fine
Bob Dole Never Had It So Good
I was wondering, what is the status of
medical penis-enlargement techniques at this time? Basically,
what options are there, how expensive, and do they work? Additionally,
note that my dick isn't small... 7 inches long and 5 in. circumference
(not diameter.. I wish :P). However it would be cool for it
to be HUGE. Awwwwwroooooooo! So, is this possible? I appreciate
any response, thanks.
As someone speaking from experience (meaning I have one, not
that I have *HAD* one.), large penises are overrated. Women
walk funny the next day and you feel really bad about it after
the fact. Then on the other hand, you hear women say "Size
doesn't matter". THAT IS A !#$(*&(@# LIE!!! Any woman
that says that is just trying not to hurt your feelings...
Believe me man, there's no bigger ego boost than dropping
your boxers before you plow her head into the drywall, than
hearing her say "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE?!?!?!!!"...Then
you just grab a hold of her hair and bang her from the rear
while the neighbors pound on the door wanting to know if everything
is ok and what the hell is going on and.... sorry.. what was
your original question? Oh Penile elargement?
Be happy with what you have man. Most of those dick
things involve suction pumps, and the last thing you want
is to have a blow out, ya know?
Boo Boo On Her Woo Woo
My girlfriend and I have been talking
about it for a long time now, and we decided to have sex today.
The only problem is, she wanted to call it quits about half
way through because she said it hurt too much. Did I do something
wrong here? Is there a way to make it less painful for her
when we try it again? I'm kinda bummed out about this since
I've been waiting for this for a long time. I don't want her
to feel bad though because I could tell it was hurting
her badly when I was going in there since mine is pretty big
and she's a virgin. Any thoughts on this?
Well how do you feel man? You've just totally scarred her
for life. She's going to turn lesbian because you hurt her.
You should be bummed. You should have used lots of lube.
You should have taken it shallow instead of humping her
like my cousin's dog. Look. Some practical advice. You
better learn some oral sex skills pronto if you don't want
this chick to always be recounting to her friends how horrible
her first time was. And next time use LOTS of lube.
Astroglide or KY or whatever. Good lord haven't you
people seen American Pie? Why do *I* have to be the
one carrying the burden of education for you people on bumping
Check Out The
Articles On THAT Chick!
Im 17 years old, and I've been collecting
bra/panties pics for a contest on a website (http://www.flip-net.com/index.shtml)
to win a copy of Team Fortress 2, the "best" pic wins, but
no porn is allowed. Well, my dad found them last night.
I got an email from his work just a little while ago, when
I got home, that he found my collection folder and took
a look. He personally doesn't have any problem with
me looking, as long as its not pornographic at all.
However, my mother would probably kill me (not literally,
but she might take my computer away, which is the equivilent
of the same). So, do you think he'll talk? I'm
starting to worry here, and I don't like what I have to
worry about. If I'll look at that, how do I convince
them I don't look porn? I wipe my history folder often,
as well as my temp internet files because my HD is only
about 3GB, just enough for H-L, Q3A and StarCraft(with
mods and maps), so theres no way to prove it there.
I don't know how to convince them. As I said my dad
is fine with it, but if mom finds out I may be in for it.
Sounds like your mom needs some serious deep-dicking. You
shouldn't have to worry about looking at pr0n. It's healthy
(so long as you don't turn into some perv), and if your
mom has issues with that, she's more than likely a) frigid
and your dad is having an affair or b) She's some religeous
freak. I don't see how it's any different than you
having a Playboy or, better yet, a Hustler under the bed.
In fact it's probably time to clue old mom in on some other
activities I bet you engage in. It's time to start
leaving the vaseline laying out next to some used kleenexs.
Good lord, I hope when I have kids I'm not some frigid freaked
out parent about sex. Of course I have no idea what
I would do if I have a daughter and she asks me if she can
have a vibrator. Good lord, what will I do then?
That would be absolutely embarassing. I'd be all like
"errr....uh....err...well...your mom has never needed one
so I don't know." So maybe we all end up turning into
our parents. You could always just say "Hey mom,
it's either I look at pictures of naked women, or naked
men. What would you prefer?" If she says naked men,
I'm all wrong about her.
How du you pick up girls? I'm
16 and a total geek, i spend allmost all of my time learning
programming(there is nothing else i would rather do, exept
sex :)) and i don't like to hang with people i know cause
all they wanna do is get drunk or high(and i don't)- but
allmost all of them have girlfriends. I don't know
any girls cause i go to a computer school and there are
only like 3 girls, who are not very attractive. I've been
told allot of times that i'm an attractive guy(and i've
been told by girls that i'm the nicest guy they know) and
i've seen hot girls cheking me out and shit. Shoud i just
walk up to one and start talking, or what? What the hell
would i say? Got any good lines, i could use :)? Would you
consider running away with me?
I prefer the pick up line "Nice shoes. Let's fuck."
But it seems like you need some more finesse. Find
a chick who's had a few dates, approach her in front of
a bunch of other guys or girls around, take her hand, look
her deeply in the eyes, and say "I can eat clam for hours
straight without stopping." Make sure her friends hear you.
If they laugh, stand your ground and say "I'm serious."
If the chicks still laugh or give you grief, their probably
some kind of frigid 'ho' bags. Go try it on some looker
at another school. I would recommend getting out of
your room occasionally though. Shouting "I can eat
clam for hours" out of your subterrainean cave hole where
you code all day aint going to get you anyone but the 89
year old mexican chick janitor to take you up on your offer.
Special thanks to Stepto of Gamers Angst (www.gamersangst.com)