Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: I'm back, and I'm bad bad bad! Here we
let the tongue do the good work, a guy with a bumpy groin,
another guy with a different kind of bumpy groin, someone who
get his snack on with Mommy,
and I take the time to explain the female anatomy to
a cloobie. Didja miss me?! Huh
Mmm Mmm Gewd
Me and my girl
friend were doing *ahem* the wild thing. After about 45 mins
of hot, steamy pleasure, and id blown the hatch in her, er,
hole, she asked me to give her a "tounge twister" a.l.a
American Pie. Normally id be
thrilled at this opportunity,
but i wasn't really sure about sticking my
tounge where my....."lil buddie" had been.
Even if it was shrink wrapped.
I did it, but am afraid of her asking again and am
wondering what to do!
What do you do? You do it
first! Yes, spanky, it is called FOREplay. Get
that outta the way before you take ole spot for a walk to the
waterhole. For the record, if you are willing
to put your porky there, you can put your tongue
there. This is one of the ten commandments of boinking,
mynx I am a guy, and
I just began shaving my pubic area a little for reasons I
won't get into. For some reason, in the spot where I
have just shaved, I get little red bumps. What is this
from and how can I get rid of them? Oh BTW I am a
fequent reader and I know you suggest waxing a lot, but for me
that is not an option.
Just need a little help here, thanks.
Well my dear, you have razor burn.
If you're not careful, this can lead to big nasty pus
filled ingrown hairs. Ow. Some people
(me!) get this no matter what steps they take with a
razor to ensure a smooth playing field, which is why I call
wax up to bat. Try the following, and if it doesn't
help, waxing my be your best option - sorry. First of
all, make shaving the last thing you do in the shower. A
bath is even better for a nice good soak. After the area
is completely soaked, exfoliate with a loofah or wash
cloth. Next, apply a good creamy shaving cream. Make sure you are using a new, sharp
razor (I love the Gillette Mach 3), pull the skin to be
shaved taut, and shave in the direction of hair growth.
Hey is it normal for some one to want
to have sex with a relative. I really want to do this
with my mother and I dont know why. Ever since I was
little Ive watched her shower, change clothes or look up her
dress every chance I got.
Norman, normal it ain't. Now, mother worship is a normal STAGE
in development, but you're supposed have outgrown it quite awhile ago. For
the love of porkfat, go outside! Find other females to
sex up - mommy is off limits.
Ew yuck gross. And stay out of her hamper,
Just Don't Squeeze It!
I'll leave out the feet-kissing to
enhance the sense of urgency.
Right, then. I seem to have this zit-sized and
zit-looking...LUMP on ze
Holiest of Holeys
penis. It's very painful to any
contact (including walking) and does not
seem to want to
leave any time soon. Have any pointers short of going to a
doctor and paying $50 for what I could get here for
I can't spunk meself, that makes it hurt like Hellchick with a crop.
Sometimes, a zit is just a zit. Try
a hot, moist compress to draw out any goo that may be in
there. Ice it down to relieve some of the swelling and
shrink it a bit. You could even try a diluted tea tree
oil solution and see if that helps to clear it up. It
could be any number of things causing this, from clogged pore
to infected hair follicle... but it could be something more
serious that neither your or I are qualified to toy
with. As for the self spunking - duh. If it hurts,
don't do it! Although, Hellchick with a crop could be
kind of fun...
quick question so I donīt make a mistake when the moment
comes, or I donīt look like an idiot examining her
Wich one is the vagina, the
one below or the one on top? Do they look the same? just how
easy is it to difference between the two?
I know thats really 3 Qīs but
Ok, I am trying
to visualize, here. I really hope when you say "below"
and "on top" you are not referring to the ass and the sass -
let's just leave butt out of this. Now, uh... Holy
balls, I am actually about to explain this... if you happen to
be looking in the beef curtains, you will find three important
pieces of equipment: At the top you will find a lump.
This is not the vagina, this is the clitoris. A bit
lower, you might happen upon a small little
opening. This is not the vagina either. This is
the urethra. In terms you might understand, the
PEEHOLE. Directly below this (unless you are looking at
a goat, in which case this is all askew) you will stumble into
the vagina. Say hello, good day, how are you. It's
always good to be friendly when you happen to bump into a
vagina, because you really do want to be on its good
side. Now that you have located vaginatown,
STOP. Travelling further south will only take you to
Bungville, and you don't want to go there. All
sorts of bad guys live