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    PlanetQuake | Features | Dear Mynx | Fargo Wears A Girdle!!
   

Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!

This Week:  I'm back, and I'm bad bad bad!  Here we let the tongue do the good work, a guy with a bumpy groin, another guy with a different kind of bumpy groin, someone who wants to get his snack on with Mommy, and I take the time to explain the female anatomy to a cloobie.  Didja miss me?!  Huh huh didja?!

  Mmm Mmm Gewd
Me and my girl friend were doing *ahem* the wild thing. After about 45 mins of hot, steamy pleasure, and id blown the hatch in her, er, hole, she asked me to give her a "tounge twister" a.l.a American Pie. Normally id be
thrilled at this opportunity, but i wasn't really sure about sticking my
tounge where my....."lil buddie" had been.

Even if it was shrink wrapped.  I did it, but am afraid of her asking again and am wondering what to do!

-Lasher

What do you do?  You do it first!  Yes, spanky, it is called FOREplay.  Get that outta the way before you take ole spot for a walk to the waterhole.  For the record, if you are willing to put your porky there, you can put your tongue there.  This is one of the ten commandments of boinking, silly man.

  Pink Smoothie
mynx I am a guy, and I just began shaving my pubic area a little for reasons I won't get into.  For some reason, in the spot where I have just shaved, I get little red bumps.  What is this from and how can I get rid of them?  Oh BTW I am a fequent reader and I know you suggest waxing a lot, but for me that is not an option.

Just need a little help here, thanks. 

-Big Softie

Well my dear, you have razor burn.  If you're not careful, this can lead to big nasty pus filled ingrown hairs.  Ow.  Some people (me!) get this no matter what steps they take with a razor to ensure a smooth playing field, which is why I call wax up to bat.  Try the following, and if it doesn't help, waxing my be your best option - sorry.  First of all, make shaving the last thing you do in the shower.  A bath is even better for a nice good soak.  After the area is completely soaked, exfoliate with a loofah or wash cloth.  Next, apply a good creamy shaving cream.  Make sure you are using a new, sharp razor (I love the Gillette Mach 3), pull the skin to be shaved taut, and shave in the direction of hair growth.

  Oedipus Rexasaurus Anyone?
Hey is it normal for some one to want to have sex with a relative.  I really want to do this with my mother and I dont know why.  Ever since I was little Ive watched her shower, change clothes or look up her dress every chance I got.

-Mama's Boy 

Uh, no Norman, normal it ain't.  Now, mother worship is a normal STAGE in development, but you're supposed have outgrown it quite awhile ago.  For the love of porkfat, go outside!  Find other females to sex up - mommy is off limits.  Ew yuck gross.  And stay out of her hamper, too. 

   Just Don't Squeeze It!
I'll leave out the feet-kissing to enhance the sense of urgency.

Right, then. I seem to have this zit-sized and zit-looking...LUMP on ze
penis. It's very painful to any contact (including walking) and does not
seem to want to leave any time soon. Have any pointers short of going to a doctor and paying $50 for what I could get here for free?
BTW, I can't spunk meself, that makes it hurt like Hellchick with a crop.

-Braille 

Sometimes, a zit is just a zit.  Try a hot, moist compress to draw out any goo that may be in there.  Ice it down to relieve some of the swelling and shrink it a bit.  You could even try a diluted tea tree oil solution and see if that helps to clear it up.  It could be any number of things causing this, from clogged pore to infected hair follicle... but it could be something more serious that neither your or I are qualified to toy with.  As for the self spunking - duh.  If it hurts, don't do it!  Although, Hellchick with a crop could be kind of fun...

  Holiest of Holeys
Just one quick question so I donīt make a mistake when the moment comes, or I donīt look like an idiot examining her thing.

Wich one is the vagina, the one below or the one on top? Do they look the same? just how easy is it to difference between the two?

I know thats really 3 Qīs but anyway...

-One-eye 

Ok, I am trying to visualize, here.  I really hope when you say "below" and "on top" you are not referring to the ass and the sass - let's just leave butt out of this.  Now, uh... Holy balls, I am actually about to explain this... if you happen to be looking in the beef curtains, you will find three important pieces of equipment: At the top you will find a lump.  This is not the vagina, this is the clitoris.  A bit lower, you might happen upon a small little opening.  This is not the vagina either.  This is the urethra.  In terms you might understand, the PEEHOLE.  Directly below this (unless you are looking at a goat, in which case this is all askew) you will stumble into the vagina.  Say hello, good day, how are you.  It's always good to be friendly when you happen to bump into a vagina, because you really do want to be on its good side.  Now that you have located vaginatown, STOP.  Travelling further south will only take you to Bungville, and you don't want to go there.  All sorts of bad guys live there. 


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