Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Why girls ignore geeks, what Mynx thinks about
guys who wax their schnarkers, what Mynx thinks about the "M"
word, and John Romero faces down Levelord in a greased hog
Why Girls Ignore
Hi Mynx. I first read your column today.
I had a good laugh at all the sad pathetic nerds and their
troubles. Then after making sure nobody was watching, started
this email to tell you about my own sad pathetic troubles. The
thing is, why do I have so much trouble getting girls? I'm 17,
I have no physical deformities,
I'm not (insert desirable male of choice
here) but I'm not UNattractive, and I know I'm a nice
guy. I'm not gay (maybe that's the problem). I just don't
how to approach girls. Drunken morons who can't string 2 syllables toghether manage
it easily... Why not me? Pleas help.
tend to have this "help me I am an idiot" thing going on that
girls just find irresistable. No, its true. The
vast majority of girls out there in your age group are
attracted to drunken toads for precisely that reason.
Teenage girls practically froth at the mouth for a chance to
get ahold of a dipshit like this. They swoon at the very
idea of being treated like crap in public, for the chance to
say "oh, but you should SEE how he treats me when we are
ALONE!" The whole Leader of the Pack bad boy does good
for the love of his girl, thing. Even yours truly went
through this phase. The good news is, we outgrow
it. Your best bet is to either hunt out a girl who is
mature for her years (the international club or math
enthusiast society are good places to start), or start
trolling the ponds of older women. There's nothing wrong
Teenage girls are
Yesterday I had a
strange compulsion to wax my nether regions. I've thought about doing
this before, but I actually followed through this
time... It's awesome in my opinion! What's your opinion on guys doing
this sort of thing? Am I unusual? Thanks!
You are certainly unusual, yes.
You, gentle reader, should know by now that my opinion of
guys doing this sort of thing is quite positive. I'm all
for groin enhancement! You should have
enough regrowth to wax again, should you deside, in
about 6 weeks or so. Do be careful, however - if
you continue waxing on every regrowth there is a chance
that your short and springies will stop growing in all
together. So, think carefully if you want your little
smokie in a bald spot forever,
Mawwige Is What Bwins Us Hewe
i have this topic that's been bugging me:
to tell you the truth i see no point in
mean, come on, what would happen after you got married. the
love will eventually die down. every day the same, alarm
clock, good morning, work, children to school.
like in 3 months after you got married (ive seen
this so many times), couples will start fighting. then
eventually in a few years or so you get a divorce and your
kids have to go through the emotional pain that everyone goes
through. theres no point!
honestly, whats your opinion on marrige. why did
you get married?
Well, when it comes right down to it,
really, marriage is just an agreement not to pork anyone
else. But, it really is all about what you make
it. Marriage is the ultimate commitment to another
person. When you marry someone, you
are willfully and with great thought commiting to
sharing yourself, your life, your future with this other
person. You do it because no, it will not be easy to get
out of, nor should it be. For me, in my own life, I
married to raise children with someone I respect and
trust. Also, I know that no matter what happens,
Mental will be there for me. Now, all that happy shit
aside, there are less fun reasons. Tax reasons, legal
reasons - If I suddenly fall into a coma from too much boobie
want Mental to be the one making the
decisions for my care - were we not married, he
wouldn't be able. Insurance reasons, blah blah. The good news
is, you don't HAVE to get married, if
you don't want to. You
can live in "sin" quite happily,
and as you know, I'm all for
Romero faced off, naked, in a greased hog catching contest with Levelord,
who would win, and why?
I'm going to have to go
on this one. Let's
consider the opponents: both hairy, both geeky. I'm going
to guess John's got youth and skill on
his side, but I'll give age and treachery to Lord.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill. And,
never underestimate the power of a scary butt. We've seen
Levelord's butt - and I'm betting he could just drop trou and scare
the hog into submission.