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    PlanetQuake | The PQ Poll | This Week's Poll
   

The PQ Poll: March 23, 2001
Got a question to submit to the poll? Check out the Guide to Poll Questions and use the snazzy new form to submit one!



How do you react when somebody starts 0wning you? [submitted by Hobbit]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scream and pound on the keyboard in rage
99
8.7%
Take a deep breath, count to ten, and go hunting for more armor
239
21.1%
Become vengeance personified -- I *WILL* hunt you down
479
42.4%
Shrug it off and start picking on someone else
152
13.4%
Blow your stack entirely and go running around the level like a madman shooting into the walls
70
6.2%
Quit the server in disgust and go grab a beer
90
7.9%

mynx: I don't get "0wned". Harumph.
Fargo: I accuse them of cheating, then ask everyone where I can get an extra CD key for a friend who "lost" his.
shaithis: I just grab the beer, no quitting the server in digust.
Will: Play dead. Sometimes they leave you alone.
Hellchick: I start taunting people at random.
Pappy-R: It's gauntlet time baby! One "humiliation" is worth a dozen frags.
Demonwench: I don't care if they kill me as long as I can blow stuff up indiscriminatively.
Ash: I just keep playing, you get used to it after a while.

When you submitted a poll question, did you read the helpful guidelines [submitted by possum]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yessum!
55
4.9%
sif!
26
2.3%
nope. and i didn't read the q3f readme.txt either!
139
12.4%
there's guidlines for this sort of thing?
241
21.6%
B - O - O - B - I - E - S
653
58.6%

mynx: Poll? Submit? SUBMIT TO BOOBIES!
Fargo: I can't read.
shaithis: I ran the thing. I don't need no steenking guidelines.
Will: I've never submitted a poll. Might have to remedy that situation...
Hellchick: Guidelines?! Since when do we have guidelines?! Jeez, you guys got all suit-and-tie when I left!
Pappy-R: I submit, I read and my questions still don't get in.
Demonwench: YES!! What male can resist the call of the boobie? None that I know of.
Ash: Well, at least eighty or so people liked the guidelines, and the number of submissions overall has skyrocketed.

Whats the best map in the Team Arena Map Pack #1? [submitted by w.i.p.e.o.u.t]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I love em all!!!
216
19.6%
An Iteration o TA H | by: HAL9000
30
2.7%
Japanese Castles | by: g1zm0
178
16.1%
Crossed Paths | by: Drunken Boxer
35
3.1%
Schadenfreude | by:Cornelius
37
3.3%
Hate em all...
147
13.3%
I don't have TA or Quake 3....
459
41.6%

mynx: We have TA, but don't play it. Spank me if you must.
Fargo: /me spanks Mynx.
shaithis: I dinnae have TA.
Will: Japanese Castles - I like the change in theme.
Hellchick: Japanese Castles fo' sho', yo.
Pappy-R: I'm going to have to go with the oriental treasure as well.
Demonwench: Japanese Castles, domo origato.
Ash: Everything that g1zm0 does is great.

What is your favourite iD automatic weapon? [submitted by Phlash[ep]]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Doom/Doom2 Chaingun. Eateth lead, Cacodemons!
128
11.6%
Quake 1 nailer/supernailer. The final word in fiend extermination.
245
22.2%
Quake II machinegun/chaingun. Stroggs can't resist that whirring noise.
206
18.6%
Quake 2 hyperblaster. It makes pretty lights...
144
13%
Quake 3 Arena machinegun. Pfft, a peashooter.
30
2.7%
Quake 3 Arena plasmagun. FRY MY PRETTIES, FRY!!!!!
154
13.9%
Whatever they put in Doom 3.
195
17.6%

mynx: Nail guns satisfy my need for massive ammo release. Ahhh.
Fargo: The DOOM chaingun -- aw yes. That sound. So ... tinny and bad ... but so GOOD...
shaithis: Hmmm.... automatic weapon. Probably the supernailgun, yeah.
Will: I miss the hyperblaster.
Hellchick: The nailgun from Quake 1! Love that sound. Useful for framing houses, too.
Pappy-R: I'm a Q2 Chaingun 'ho through and through.
Demonwench: I dinnae care as long as I KEEEELLL things!!
Ash: The DOOM chaingun cha-cha was awesome, but anything that takes Nine Inch Nails is after my own heart.

Why do you come to this site? [submitted by Timberwolf]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The poll is what it is all about!
231
21%
Rants and Raves...I like to argue
15
1.3%
Mailbag...I laugh at all the fake 'leet peoples
36
3.2%
News...I gotta be up on the Q3A scene, ya' know?
285
25.9%
The voices in my head told me to.
347
31.6%
How the smeg did I wind up here? Where's Britney?
184
16.7%

mynx: A-HEM!
Fargo: Mostly to cruise by the news and make sure I'm not missing anything. Like opportunities to spank Mynx.
shaithis: KIOSK!
Will: Ash told me I'd get booze and hookers if I stuck around long enough.
Hellchick: Because I have to. Okay, I'm kidding. It's for the free bacon.
Pappy-R: Pass the booze and bacon.
Demonwench: FRY MY PRETTIES!!! FRY!!
Ash: I didn't say that! Well, ok... maybe I did. But I still haven't got any booze!

Why are there more and more questions in the poll about Quake and real life overlapping? [submitted by ><ena WP]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
There's a difference? I don't understand the question...
322
29.6%
It's just a game people! Until I figure out how to build that Q3Fortress autosentry to keep the cat from sleeping on my mouse pad...
124
11.4%
I was ok until I was dreaming that I was on the roof of a building the other night holding a brightly colored flag and an off hand grapple and suddenly it was all real and I was afraid of heights...
109
10%
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
74
6.8%
Wait 'till I get Doom 3 on a GeForce 3!!! I'll spend the rest of my life in a padded cell thanking the men in the white coats for saving me from...
216
19.8%
Remind me never to be the therapist for Mynx's kid; fragging and nursing at the same time? Impressive, but woah there!!!
242
22.2%

mynx: My kids rock :)
Fargo: Hang on, boobs and Quake? This is a combination offering limitless bliss, as far as I can tell.
shaithis: These answers don't really seem to have much to do with the question...
Will: Real life is too complex. We need Quakeness to hold us in harmony.
Hellchick: Gyp! I was told I'd get a free real life in my box of Team Arena.
Pappy-R: As the Quake (id Software) engines get better and better, the line between real and virtaul fade more and more.
Demonwench: Snort. Real life if waaay too busy and complex. Gotta release frustrations somewhere...
Ash: After about 72 hours of Quake at a LAN party, I caught myself strafing around obstacles in Taco Bell so I could keep my crosshair, er, eyes on the register.

You're playing Q3A, and the Feds bust down your door. Your initial reaction is... [submitted by Wave]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Keep playing until they kick you in the head and drag you away. Q3 forever!
263
24.3%
Offer them sex if they'll wait until after you've finished fragging this punk who insulted your momma.
92
8.5%
Wheel and try to get them all with one rail.
245
22.6%
Bind a key to "FBI Go Away" and press it repeatedly, while you continue playing.
309
28.5%
Sell out all of your friends for drug trafficing(even though they aren't involved in it) so you can get home faster.
173
15.9%

mynx: Hide the boobies!!
Fargo: I have that switch under my desk with the electromagnet by the harddrive -- instant poof, so they don't find my copy of WaReZ Tetris.
shaithis: CHEEZE IT! IT'S THE FUZZ!
Will: Confess to everything. Although "offer sex" had my stymied for a while.
Hellchick: Point to my husband and say, "he did it."
Pappy-R: Being as I'm in Canada and the Canadian "feds" are the Mounties...I giggle like a school girl.
Demonwench: Get really mad that they're blowing my cover. Then skip the country while they check up on it. Jamaica, here I come!
Ash: I can't seem to think of anything after picturing Pappy-R giggling like a school girl.

 


Who are these people anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
Hellchick is GameSpy's Action Genre Producer, or at least has convinced her friends that she is.
Ash is PQ's Content Manager and doesn't realize that there are other games in the world besides Quake.
Fargo has been around since the beginning of PQ. He's been known to camp everything, including the poll.
shaithis is a former PQ Site Director who now spends his days running GameSpy.com and sharpening the spikes on the top of his cubicle.
Will is the new PlanetQuake Newsie. He delivers the freshness on evenings and weekends.
Mynx is our resident advice expert, knowledgeable about all sorts of topics that the rest of us are just too scared to touch.
Demonwench helps with the Mailbag and helps give a fresh perspective to the ol' bag.


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