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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | August 30, 1999
   

Week of August 30th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

What's the best way to humiliate your opponent in Q3:Atest?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Killing them with the gauntlet while they have quad damage and the rocket launcher.
1486
51.3%
Being able to telefrag them. Its fricken hard to do in q3:a so having the talent to have no talent must be extra humiliating!
222
7.6%
Killing them while typing.
263
9%
Landing on their head causing them to crater. You mean thats not a pogo stick?
475
16.4%
Submitting very odd poll questions to Planetquake.
450
15.5%

radium: I usually degrade to lame "your mother" jokes, but that's just me.
Mix: Fragmaster does a pretty good job humiliating himself on his own. Just watch him play sometime.
Fargo: How about when you race for the red armor, and you get it, and blast them with a shotgun while standing on the armor they wanted so bad. Oh that feels good.
shaithis: Cratering always makes me cackle with mad glee
pharcyde: Yes.
Lowtax: No.

Do you ever listen to the Quake 2 soundtrack?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah, all the time, everywhere I go!
362
12.4%
Yup, but only when playing.
440
15.1%
Nah, I listen to other music while playing.
619
21.2%
Nope, I never listen to the soundtrack.
1248
42.8%
I'm deaf.
244
8.3%

radium: No, Im too hooked on the Beetlejuice soundtrack.
Mix: There was a soundtrack?
Lowtax: My religion, the Mind Heads, strictly prohibit me from listening to music.
Fargo: The Q2 soundtrack never really stuck with me.
shaithis: I don't like listening to music while deathmatching. It's too hard to hear what the other players are doing
pharcyde: "Nope, I never listen to the soundtrack.: 1248 "

 

How do you feel about your enemies being marked by those big yellow triangles in team DM in Q3:Atest?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I love it! I'm a stupid llama and it helps me not shoot my teammates.
333
11.5%
I love it! It gives me headstart on killing the enemy.
582
20.2%
I hate it! I can't camp in the shadows anymore.
266
9.2%
They've got the right idea, but dem triangles gots ta go.
1159
40.3%
WTF are you talking about? Team play is for pussies.
533
18.5%

radium: I'd rather them be marked with dodecahedrons.
Mix: It's still not enough for most people. What do we need, big flashing signs that say, "SHOOT ME!"?!?
Fargo: Perfect! It's like, "Put da rail here, please!"
shaithis: I don't really think they're necessary. Skin color should be more than enough for anyone who's smarter than a trained chimp.
Lowtax: So we'll need something better than skin color distinction for Fragmaster?
pharcyde: WTF are you talking about?...

 

Do you invert your mouse while playing Quake?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes.
974
33.2%
No.
1742
59.5%
Sometimes.
15
0.5%
Usually.
9
0.3%
Hardly ever.
18
0.6%
Possibly.
57
1.9%
I don't use the mouse.
112
3.8%

radium: Yeah, but it usually works better with the buttons facing up.
Mix: Whichever way I like it is the right way. Period. Now go away.
Fargo: THAT many people play with upside-down-mousedanadage? You people are sick.
shaithis: Hmm...just like every single time we've run this question, the results are about a 2/3rds split. Friends don't let friends invert!
Lowtax: I use an iMac mouse, I can't tell which way is "up".
pharcyde: Ok.

Which processor do you plan on buying?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
AMD Athlon (K7)
1076
37%
Pentium III
904
31.1%
AMD K6, K6-2, K6-3
90
3.1%
Pentium, Pentium II, Pentium Pro
177
6.1%
Cyrix
23
0.7%
I don't plan on buying any processors. I'm sending all my hard-earned cash to the "Let's Buy Lowtax a Boat" foundation.
631
21.7%

radium: In the future, processors will be replaced by intelligent low-fat meat substitutes.
Mix: Whatever's cheapest and fastest. I like my processors like I like my women.
shaithis: The more accurate question is: Why CPU am I planning on having GameSpy buy for me? MUAHAHAHA!
Lowtax: Gamespy bought me a beer once. I poured it in my computer, but it didn't seem to make it any faster.
pharcyde: 468DX -6 with a touch of butter.

Have you ever tried to chat up a female player whilst in the middle of a Quake game?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah baby, I am a hunk of burning love.
266
9.1%
Are you freakin crazy? They could be anyone.
938
32.1%
Women play quake? Are you sure?
506
17.3%
I don't need girls, I know the address of Lowtax's secret goat porn site.
280
9.5%
I am a girl, why isn't there a selection for "I try to chat up guys in the middle of a Quake game"? I am deeply offended.
49
1.6%
I try to chat up guys in the middle of a Quake game.
37
1.2%
Oh, there it is, I see it now, thanks.
76
2.6%
No problem.
187
6.4%
Hey, want to go out and grab something to eat after this poll?
578
19.8%

radium: No, I usually only hit on cyborgs. Theyre so sweet.
Mix: Umm.. No. I try to keep some inkling of dignity. Which isn't easy.
Fargo: Ohh baby, lemme put my rail. That triangle above your head accentuates your hips. Your map or mine? I love the way your ass moves when you strafe. C'mon, why don't you and I head over to the jump pad?
shaithis: I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't find the Quakeguy model to be particularly romantically inspiring, regardless of what skin it's wearing...
Lowtax: Let me show you what's in my pants...
pharcyde: They always bend my wooky =(


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