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What do you do when not playing Quake? [submitted by ]{ami]{aze]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
sleep
54
18.1%
eat
15
5%
not playing Quake?
72
24.2%
going to Planetquake.com
20
6.7%
mad sexorz man
34
11.4%
all of the above at once except "C"
102
34.3%

Pappy-R: Talking about gaming, writing about gaming, helping somebody with their gaming problems and mad sexorz. That's really my whole day right there.
a madman: I stare blindly at my monitor, or play Nethack. The two activities are kind of hard to tell apart sometimes.
Jube: When not playing Quake... Playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein, playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, and talking dirty to people in IRC.

Where did you get Q3? [submitted by ]{ami]{aze]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Best Buy, name sez it all
116
39%
Staples, they got some 1337 gamez there, dude
24
8%
Some hole in the wall electronics store What is Q3?
54
18.1%
I got it for free, thank you KaZaA
33
11.1%
Gotta luv friends who get bored easy and don't know how to sell things
70
23.5%

Pappy-R: I bought my first one (and the following five or six) at EB. My local EB is so small you can barely swing a dead cat properly. BTW, they don't like when you test that theory.
a madman: What can I say, Best Buy was having a sale. And by the way, Pappy, how do you swing a dead cat "properly?" I'd hate to think I've been doing it wrong all these years...
Jube: Electronic Boutique. Actually when Q3 was released, that Christmas I received two copies as gifts and had also bought myself a copy, so I had three! I gave two of the copies to friends and then lo and behold, someone inadvertently scratched off part of the CD Key label on MY copy's case, which left me with none. :( But enough of my whining. ;)

What colour underwear is Pappy-R wearing today? [submitted by Jube]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Tighty whities.
17
5.8%
An anteater thong.
31
10.6%
The same underwear he was wearing yesterday.
91
31.1%
Ack, my eyes! I'm blind!
87
29.7%
Boxers with red hearts.
10
3.4%
He's going commando!
56
19.1%

Pappy-R: K, you people are starting to worry me, really. My underwear, or lack of, is my business and that of my barber.
a madman: Jesus. I'll be trying to scrub this image out of my mind for months. Thanks Jube, I hate you even more now.
Jube: Ahhhh too gross, what kind of sicko would ask such as question? :D I think Pappy goes the range when it comes to his undies. On normal days he wears his tighty whities, on clan match days he alternates between the anteater thong and going commando.

What FPS would Jesus play? [submitted by Mekoryuk]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Quake 2: LeperQ2 isn't fun any more.
25
8.5%
Unreal Tournament (2003): j33bu5 1zz t3h fl4k m0nk3y!
28
9.5%
Rise of the Triad: Jesus loves polka!
13
4.4%
Quake 1: "SandleMan visits the volcano god."
51
17.4%
Quake 3: Does PunkBuster work against heavenly beings?
97
33.1%
Doom (2): Why should Michael have all the fun?
45
15.3%
Half-Life: It was great until Counter-Strike came along...
34
11.6%

Pappy-R: Wouldn't FPS stand for First Person Saviour in this instance? The weapons would bless, heal and shine love. No more "Humiliation!", just "Salvation!".
a madman: Hmm... what WOULD Jesus do?
Jube: Good question! I'm going to guess that Jesus would like the textures and gameplay of plain old vanilla Classic Quake... and I think we're all going to hell just for answering this question. :o

How do you power up for your critical matches? [submitted by raptorE]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I err, tend the garden. In my closet. Yeah.
16
5.4%
Refuel with some ice cold Mountain Dew!
30
10.2%
Levitate myself with my mind for a few hours
26
8.9%
Draw Quake symbols on my forehead
23
7.8%
Pray before my Quake shrine
17
5.8%
You freaks. I just play some quake and get warmed up.
154
52.7%
I have dialup. My clan doesn't let me play in critical matches.
26
8.9%

Pappy-R: I thought I explained this already in question 1, this is the mad sexorz part!
Jube: Hehe, no team in their right mind would actually put me in the lineup for "critical matches"? ;) If the day ever comes though, I'll probably prepare for it by drinking raw eggs and looking at porn.
a madman: Critical matches? I think I might have had one of those once. But I think I like Jube's idea, sans the raw eggs part.

Quake, for me, is a form of... [submitted by Quest]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Stress relief
88
30.1%
Social activity
51
17.4%
Terrorism training (Like Lieberman thinks?)
22
7.5%
Virtual boobies
31
10.6%
Anger management
49
16.7%
Religion practice
51
17.4%

Pappy-R: Therapy. Leave it alone.
a madman: Meditation. When you can snatch the rail slug from the air with your head, grasshopper...
Jube: Just another avenue in which to hit on men...

Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
(MIA this week) IceStorm takes care of two things for us - news, and PQ's "excess beer" problem.


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