Pappy-R: Somebody remind me to rail the beejeezus aoutta JGH please?
a madman: Like I said last week, we were trying out the PQ super-secret Poll. No one found it, which means you all lose.
Jube: I live in a sock, under a rock, my name is Spock and I'm no jock... Look out Eminem, here I come!
Hellchick: I've been getting in as much gaming as possible. I've almost reached my goal of being able to play all three Quake games at the same time!
Mr. Lake: Two words, I-Ninja.
Pappy-R: Don't real newbies do themselves enough harm? I mean really.
a madman: I've always enjoyed bouncing them out of my way with some high explosives, but I try not to kill them. That's part of the challenge.
Jube: It's not nice to dispatch n00bs. :( N00bs should be cared for and nurtured, please don't hurt me.
Hellchick: I like the Fog or Abyss method myself. It's best when you lure them in close and then step aside like a matador while they go charging to their death.
Mr. Lake: "Easy as noobs in a pit." - Mr. Lake
Pappy-R: I added the "again" option to Pheonix's original submission and I stand by it!
a madman: (makes joke about the latest elections)
Jube: Woohoo, there's a demon invasion in your pants and everyone's invited! Yeah, I think it could be happen. All it takes is one idiot scientist, a feisty monkey and viral outbreak here we come! I saw 28 Days Later, I know these things.
Hellchick: Look, folks, we've got the rover on Mars. We just need to set up the Union Aerospace Corp. base, but if we're going to open the portal to Hell, we have got to get cracking. We are way behind schedule!
Mr. Lake: Hey, I am a demon...on wheels!
Pappy-R: The one where they evolve into the one thing to replace the PC...A PC.
a madman: What's that one called, the really expensive on you can upgrade? Oh, right... PC. I'll try one of those.
Jube: I'm a Nintendo kinda gal. Where's the option for Cube 2010? Yeesh.
Hellchick: I'm thinking along the lines of an Xbox 2. But I spend the most time with my GBA these days when I'm not on the PC, so who knows?
Mr. Lake: I've already pre-ordered my Nintendo Box NX 3 Advance with high-definition palm pilot interface and a digital camera-phone-mp3 player-usb2 memory card!
Pappy-R: You can stop?
a madman: Usually when my monitor starts to get really blurry and I realize that I haven't blinked in over an hour, thus fusing my contacts to my corneas like some Soviet torture device and turning my gaming experience into a nightmarish hell of shrieking agony. Then I take 10 minutes off and do it again...
Jube: When I go play EverQuest. :o
Hellchick: when my nails are so long they're curling under the mouse like some creepy dead person.
Mr. Lake: Usually after a round of taunting..."he just makes maps, he doesn't play them."
Pappy-R: The "Pappy" line of boxers by Vidal KaBoom of course.
a madman: Double up, that way you can please everyone.
Jube: All you peeps who chose the "loincloth" option, please send pics. k thanks. ;)
Hellchick: Boxers. I find them quite comfortable, myself.
Mr. Lake: If you ever find yourself naked in a hotel lobby again, grab the nearest newspaper. It will make a fine pair of temporary panties.