Pappy-R: 456,928 at one half the actual size and made out of icecream. Do the rest of the math on your own time.
a madman: So using my handy-dandy ice cream->Shambler conversion chart, that's 5,483,432.7 licks. Hope you didn't have any plans for March...
Jube: Been there, done that, we've got a date for this weekend. :o
Hellchick: Hmm. I bet there's a lot of money to be made in Shambler porn... (Hellchick registers lick-my-shambler.com)
Mr. Lake: Licking a shambler is like licking a car battery...I HIGHLY recommend it
for those looking to experience new...uh...thrills.
Pappy-R: Actually, I kinda like mine, which explains why I've been here longer than the font!
But if I ever got a job on the dev side, I'd like it to be in level design.
a madman: I'm really not sure what they pay George Broussard to do, but I'm pretty sure it's nothing at all. I'd take that one.
Jube: Hmm, lots of cool jobs to pick from there... yet I think my dream job would be id Software night watchwoman. I could just play on their uber-rigs all night whilst guarding their top secret projects!
Hellchick: I'd hate to have Hellchick's job.
Mr. Lake: Holy crap! Don't take my job!!! I don't do well in the market!
Pappy-R: Shambler, but I have a feeling he'd be all "Hollywood" now and a total let down.
a madman: Think I'd have to vote Crash, just to see who'd lose in a Q3 match between her and Jube. I mean, there'd have to be a winner eventually... right?
Jube: Definitely Shambler. He looks rather cuddly. Albeit a bit stinky. But a little soap and deodorant could rectify that.
Hellchick: That dog thing from Quake 2. You know, the one with the super-long tongue. He'd be able to smack gamers from halfway across the BYOC with that thing.
Mr. Lake: I think I'd hang out with Orbb...just to get his point of view on things. (punny!)
Pappy-R: 'Cause my See'n'Spell is broke. Stupid cow.
a madman: Because I have to! Send help!
Jube: People are making fun of Pappy and myself? *cry* Meanies. I'm not sure I can forgive you all. Maybe if you send presents. Please send presents!
Hellchick: I confess, I do not read it for the boobies.
Mr. Lake: I'm married and make maps all day...compound that with the unquenchable thirst for knowledge and occasional humor...thus, I don't know why I come here.
a madman: I think "shirts vs skins" would be a more interesting debate.
Jube: Green. I like to be different. Now please pass the bacon.
Hellchick: Red! Anyone who says otherwise is A GODLESS COMMUNIST. Wait, red is a communist color...oh, hell.
Mr. Lake: I'm with the blue man group myself! (double punny!)
Pappy-R: Gettin' up there ain't the problem. Deciding where I wanna land is the trick!
a madman: I prefer making other people rocket-jump. Into the void. *rubs hands together gleefully*
Jube: Spiderman IS a bit of a sissy, isn't he? Wonder Woman could kick his ass. Plus she's got teh big b00bies. Erm, we're talking about rocket jumping here aren't we? I'll take Rocket Launcher for $100, Alex!
Hellchick: I used to be able to do a really spiffy rocket and grenade combo back in the Quake 2 days. Now it's too tough, what with me having to keep my walker in one hand and all.
Mr. Lake: I wouldn't call what I do "jumping" as much as "too much caffeine!"