Pappy-R: Actually I think I had a tooth drilled with an RL years ago. Splash damage is bad for the taste buds BTW.
a madman: I need some dental work done, but me if I'm going to let someone try to fit a gauntlet in my mouth.
Jube: Geez, what kind of question is this? I don't want to undergo any of those, in OR out of Quake. ;) What kind of shoddy facility are you running there? I'm reporting you to the board of health!
Hellchick: Wait, is my insurance going to cover this procedure? Hey, HEY, get away from me with that lightning gun, you FREAK!
Mr. Lake: Ok, so technically your apendix is NOT a worm. It looks more like a flavorless cheeto, but regardless it's not as good to eat.
Pappy-R: That was a trick question. EVERYDAY is frag naked day!
Jube: Hmm, I think Saturdays are best for naked fragging. All of the past week's worries are behind you and you can just chill out with your bad naked self and frag the night away!
Hellchick: You mean every day isn't Frag Naked Day? How...disappointing.
Mr. Lake: So we're limiting it to just one day now!?!
a madman: Yes, folks, it's true... the PQ crew is obsessed with naked Quake. I'm naked right now! Scary, ain't it?
Pappy-R: Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I do.
a madman: I think coding my own grapples for Q1 and Q3 qualifies me as a grapple whore...
Jube: Yes, please. My fave grapples of all-time... Q2CTF, Q2 Expert CTF and Q2 LMCTF. w00t!
Hellchick: Grapple monkeys. They needs to be shot. (spits on the ground)
Mr. Lake: Make every weapon grapple! Rocket grapple, lightning grapple, BFG
grapple, the possibilities are limited to the number of weapons there
Pappy-R: With it being a Quake title, I expect nothing but the best. Any questions?
a madman: Freakin' news! Throw me a bone, here, Raven!
Jube: The devs need to start chatting it up on the subject of Q4. Some sweet, creamy media would satisfy my needs for the moment.
Hellchick: a Hellchick Strogg.
Mr. Lake: Quake 4 needs direction from Sam Raimi, visual FX by John Geada, and good'ol Jerry B. producing.
Pappy-R: The sad thing is that all those optional answers and so many more are from my personal LAN experiences. You may all now thank me for leaving out the fat/skinny (size doesn't seem to matter here) naked guy stories. Always naked guys...ugh.
a madman: Streaker to distract everyone when I'm one frag from the lead with 20 seconds left.
Jube: Skeezix!! GIMME! Need more Skeezix.
Hellchick: one of those Strogg dogs. Keeps those greedy bastard gamers from stealing my Bawls.
Mr. Lake: I bring my stuffed animals. We sit in the corner and have Red Bull tea parties.
Pappy-R: I asked around and he really doesn't seem to do much else. Kinda scary now that I think about it. Keep'em coming bro!
a madman: He's a caffeine-powered robot.
Jube: I wub j00 Lake! Keep 'em rolling PollMan! But no more talk of root canals please. ;)
Hellchick: I think he needs an intervention.
Mr. Lake: PollMan!?! Eww... I preffer "Poll Stalker". /me flaps cape and dissapears into shadows! woosh!