Quakescopes for Jan. 07 - Jan. 13, 2002
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Changes in your residence may be financially beneficial. You will
be emotional about family or clan matters. Help an older family member or clanmate with a problem that
faces them. Your compassion will be appreciated more than you can imagine. Your best game day this week
will be Sunday. Retro maps are your thing right now, you'll play your best games on remakes of Q1/Q2
maps. Your best weapon this week will be the Grenade Launcher, leave a trail behind you everywhere
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Take time to find out if anyone has a better suggestion before
you make arrangements for your whole family or clan. You will enjoy getting together with friends.
Concentrate on work or make changes to yourself. You can purchase items that will enhance your
appearance. Avoid any disagreements. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. If you're not already in
a clan then now would would be a good time to join one. Your team skills are top notch lately, so away
the free for alls for now! Games on maps with lots of greens and blues will put you in the fragging zone.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Travel and entertaining conversation will be informative and
uplifting. You need a break from your daily routine. If you've been invited to a LAN party then you should
really consider attending. Emotionally you won't see things accurately. If you're in a clan, arguments
may lead to a split. Make sure you maintain your computer, virus check, scan your disks and defrag to
improve performance. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Fine tune your Railgun skills against
bots right now. Your gaming pals will be well shocked when you start picking them off left, right and
centre! Games on winter maps with a snowy look is where the game is at for you this week.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Don't agree to make any of those cosmetic alterations you've been
considering, either at home or on a website you may run. You need to do more research before you make
your final decision. This is not the week to be extravagant, don't make any computer upgrades right now.
Don't push your luck with authority figures, if you're in a clan then you may find yourself out in the
cold. Don't evade issues or twist the truth around. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday.
Either yourself or someone you know has been disappointed with their game and have been considering
cheating. The truth will come out if the potential cheater goes through with the dirty deed. Your best
games will be played on maps with lots of liquids this week, water, lava, slime, etc.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): You will want to take off and have some recreation. You need to be
active and spend time with friends you enjoy. Do a little shopping. You're likely to find a real bargain,
now would be a great time to buy that computer upgrade or new game you've been wanting. Watch your
temper this week and don't push your opinions or ideas on others. If they don't want to get involved,
work by yourself. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. If you're in a clan you'll fine one
of your team mates acting like an ass on servers or in a match. Watch that person doesn't give your
team a bad name. Your best games will be played on maps with lots of reds and yellows this week. Those
colours will put you in the zone and increase your frag count.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Don't be too quick to judge your loved ones or gaming pals.
Entertainment should include the whole family or a lot of your friends. You need to do something
energetic and different. Try to do something outside if the elements permit. Your best game day this
week will be Friday. Hold your tongue this week if you run into annoying loud mouths on your
favourite servers. Fighting back will reflect poorly on you, don't worry, they'll get what's coming
to them without your intervention. Your best games will be played on maps with lots of metal textures and
industrial or futuristic themes this week.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Get busy on those home or web improvement projects that you've been
procrastinating about. You'll stay out of trouble if you pick projects that will benefit others as well
as yourself. Things at work/school have been moving quickly and you may be feeling a little uncertain
about the changes taking place. Make alternative plans just in case you need to make a career shift.
Your best game day this week will be Monday. If you're looking for ways to improve your game this week
then consider watching some demos of the pros in action. Pay close attention to their patterns and
techniques. Your best games will be played on large open arena type maps this week.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Equilibrium in your romantic life is likely if you treat your
partner well. Let others know what your intentions are and be honest in your approach. Don't count
on your friends to be loyal when it comes to doing things. They will jump at the chance to do
something without you if it sounds like more fun. Look out for yourself this week. Your best game
day this week will be Saturday. If you're in a clan then be sure to take match demos. You'll enjoy
re-watching your games and analyzing potential problems. Your best games will be played on maps with
lots of brownish textures this week, castle or fortress-like maps will suit you well.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Your disciplined attention to your job will enhance your position.
It may not be the best week to confront employers or to present your ideas. If you've been considering
having a LAN or travelling to one, it would be a good time for it. You could also use a day to rest
and relax with the ones you care about. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your social
skills are working for you this week, spend some time chatting and debating on well populated
gaming forums. You may make some great new friends. Your best games will be played on space themed
and floating maps this week.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Put in some extra hours and finish those painstaking jobs before you
move on to some fun and games. You need to be careful not to make promises that you can't fulfill.
Mishaps due to preoccupation will be upsetting. Don't make unreasonable promises. Disagreements with
your gaming pals are sure to erupt if you speak your mind. Your best game day this week will be Friday.
Get into the gaming zone this week, try turning off the lights for some added ambiance and take a trip
back to single player missions for some added heart thumping entertainment! Your best games will be
played on small maps this week, give some 1 on 1 a shot.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Things at home may be somewhat rocky. Travel will entice you;
however, a tendency to overspend is quite possible. Exhaustion will lead to minor injury if you don't
know when to quit. Social evenings will be highly successful. Get friends to help you with the
preparations. You may want to consider planning some sort of weekly gaming date with your pals, or
maybe even plan a tournament for your community of fraggers. Your best game day this week will be
Monday. Your best games will be played out on large well-lit maps this week, stick to the outskirts
though, if you spend too much time in the middle of the map you'll be seeing a greatly decreased
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You should be looking at ways to spoil yourself. You need to
spend time with friends and family. Your ability to deal with others will help you accomplish your goals.
If you're in a clan then matches should go smoothly this week, you'll be able to keep things under
control. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Your game may be off this week, just remember
to play for fun and you won't be too upset about it. Later in the week things will pick up for you. Your
best weapon this week will be the Grenade Launcher, take the high road and obliterate all below you!
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