Quakescopes for Mar. 18 - Mar. 24, 2002
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Someone envious of your popularity may challenge you
to a match or forum debate. Remain calm and you'll shine. Spend some quality time doing the
things that you are passionate about, and you will see outstanding results. This is a good time
to plan to attend a LAN party you've been considering. The adventure will also result in added
knowledge. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Your clan may be still upset from a
recent loss, get people to move on and focus on what's ahead, you will soon find yourselves on
a winning streak. Your best games will be played on outdoor night-time maps this week, and
maps with an urban feel.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Travel to a LAN party will result in both business and
pleasure. You your clanmates or people you work with creatively in the game community may not
see situations as you do. Wait until you have collected all relevant information before approaching
them further in regard to the situation. Try to stay calm and do the best you can. Someone close
to you may need help. Spend some extra time playing or chatting with gaming friends to bring the
group closer together. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Your best games will be
played on arena style and 2fort style maps this week, wide opens spaces will find you in the
fragging zone, small duel maps will see you with the short end of the stick.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Don't let money slip through your fingers this week, hold off
on upgrades and computer software or accessories. Your flair for dramatic appeal will unleash
itself in social settings, making you the life of the party in forums, on servers and in IRC.
Unexpected bills will be impossible for you to pay, you may need to talk to a family member
you have helped in the past. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Now is a great time
to join a clan if you are not already in one, you will be much sought after. Your best games
will be played on maps with an industrial feel this week, lots of metal or dark textures
will find you in the fragging zone. Try cranking on some of your favourite tunes and go
crazy, you'll be A-#1 on the pubs!
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Be careful not to consume too much food and drink around the
computer this week, or you could end up having to replace accessories. Don't allow your
friends or mate to take advantage of your good nature. Put your efforts into moneymaking ventures
and advancing your career. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Try out a new model
for a change of pace. Your best games will be played on maps with a more cartoonish feel to them,
rather than any sort of realistic-type locales. Check out some new mods for an unexpected new
addiction. Your best weapons will be the Rocket Launcher and Grenade Launcher.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Don't let domestic problems interfere with your
objectives. Now would be a good time to firm up LAN party details or plan to attend a LAN you've
been considering. Look into any educational activities involving furthering your goals within the
game industry. A passionate encounter with your significant other should help alleviate that
pent-up energy. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your best games this week will be played
in small team settings (2v2), or in duel (1v1) matchups. Stay close to the walls rather than
hopping into the fray in wide open spaces. Your best position this week will be that of a sniper
or defense player. Sit back and wait for the enemy to come to you for an increased frag count.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Added knowledge will give you the edge when dealing
with peers. You should personally handle any matters which involve sorting out match details
with other clans. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you've been feeling
out of the loop lately, download new maps and mods for an unexpected lift. You'll soon
find yourself fragging with the passion of days gone by. Your best games will be played in
Realism games/modifications this week, your powers of strategy and stealth are top notch
right now! Your best games will be played on large outdoor maps with lots of trees. Winter
maps will especially put you in the zone.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Be careful: your ideas are good but make sure that
you're realistic and start off on solid ground. Your need to be in a leadership
position will help you surpass any rivals you might encounter. You will not be able
to trust someone you work with. Check your project over carefully if you were not
the only one contributing to the end result. Your best game day this week will be Sunday.
If you are not currently in a clan, the doors will open wide for you and you'll have the
pick of the litter of you get out there and strut your stuff on the pubs. Your best games
will be played in team oriented mods/games with flags such as CTF, Fortress, Alliance and
Weapons Factory. Give a support position a shot, such as mid-map cover and reconnaissance.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Now would be a good time to upgrade your computer or redecorate
your computing space. You may be sensitive concerning friends and their situations, give advice
where needed but try to avoid being a busy body. Spend quality time fragging with game pals this
week. Romantic opportunities are on the horizon. If you're already in a relationship, use this
added energy passionately. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Try some music in the
background to unwind and really find yourself in the fragging zone! You may receive more than
one offer to join a clan this week. Do some research and make sure you will fit into the group
before firing off a decision. Your best games will be played in team oriented games this week,
particularly in realism mods. You will thrive on team effort and strategy. Be sure to pick a
server where the folks are working together as much as possible.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Get involved in a competitive game play, it will
bring the challenges you thrive on. If you're not currently in a clan this would be a good
time to join one, or perhaps try some 1v1 competition on the community ladders. New love
connections can be made through group associations. This will not be the best week to make
changes or renovations to your residence, including computer upgrades. You must be careful
not to ignore the needs of your clanmates. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday.
Your best games will be played on mid-size indoor maps which are well lit. Bright textures,
red, orange and yellow will put you in the ultimate fragging zone, topping the score
charts without fail. Your best weapon will be the Railgun or anything you can snipe with,
your accuracy is top notch this week.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Responsibilities with respect to older relatives
may be a burden. Pamper yourself this week, this is a good time to make any needed
computer upgrades. You can make headway in the work force if you put your mind to it.
If you're single, your chances of meeting someone new are very good this week. Your best
game day this week will be Wednesday. If you've been feeling a bit blue about your skill
level lately, then practice up some sniping with the bots this week. After putting in
some quality time you'll find your aim has improved tremendously. Take a short break
from clan matches to let others have a shot on the front lines. When you get back in the
game, your peers will be well impressed with the improvements you've made.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Your family may not be pleased with your decisions.
Emotional situations could bring out your stubborn nature. You will impress new
friends and acquaintances with your intellectual wit, spend some extra time chatting in your
favourite game forums or in IRC. Watch your temper this week, you
are headed for a blowout with a loved one or gaming pal. You need to control your temper
and deal with the situation rationally. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday.
Your best games will be played in large FFA settings, where you will kick back, relax
and just have a good time (while topping the score charts)! Take the time to go over your
game configs, check out some good tweak guides to see about shaving off a few needed FPS.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Your high energy, original ideas, and
excellent memory will aid your accomplishments. Opportunities will develop
through those you encounter while attending events. Set a limit, or you'll wind up
on a tight budget. You may have too much on your plate, sit down and set your
priorities so nothing important gets left behind. Your best game day this week will be Friday.
Check out some new teamplay mods this week, you'll be surprised at how drawn you will be to the new
mode of gameplay you find. Don't be intimidated by the learning curve, stick with it, work out
a sweet config and get down to business, you won't regret it! Your best games this week will be played
on maps with two identical bases.
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