Desktop Readings for September 2 - September 8, 2003
The mystical powers never stop!
Profile for Dudeman: Hello! I think you're our only desktop reading virgin this week.
You come in fairly styling, not quite the background I'd pick for myself, but your desktop
isn't a big nasty mess like we often see from our lazier victims. Not really much to say
about the desktop other than that, it's fairly simple in the icon department. Let's see
what the crystal ball has to say... Act angry, but think calm this week, it'll freak people
out. You should consider taking up yodelling, you'd be quite good at it. Nah, you'd just
look foolish, but we like to laugh at the expense of others. Today's lucky exercise is yoga.
Today would be a good day to tunnel through to the neighbor's house. I see a ring in your
future. Don't panic, it may just be the bathtub. Give it a good scrub and come back for
further instruction. Miss September is winking at you. You will get the short end of the
stick. So don't go around comparing sticks with anyone or bragging about how you've got
this really big stick. You'll just become the laughing stock of long stick owners everywhere.
Your computer will crash today. Bagels have a cosmic influence you would be silly to ignore,
but don't get too close to them. Your lucky number is 12. On the frag front this
week your perfomance can be compared to that of Russel Crow's performance in Gladiator. You'll have to
decide on your own whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Polka Dot G-String
Profile for Crioknight: Hi2u you my favourite Mac user! Speaking of Mac, I saw
this little shockwave ditty on Fragtopia
don't watch it, it might piss you off.
What's that QuakeCon 2003 thingy on your desktop? Article? Bookmark? I read somewhere that you
were doing a QC diary, gimme! Okay, on to more important things... the crystal ball has been
watching you and has a few comments regarding your past, present and future.
You watched a sappy movie over the weekend. Today's lucky socks are black. On the frag front
this week... well, there's really no easy way to say it... you may as well just pack it in for
the week because you suck. Go take the PQ Poll or
I'll put a curse on you. A BBQ is in your future. This would be a good month for reading the
articles instead of just looking at the pictures. You'll score some extra nookie in September if
you step up your hygiene practices a bit. Never look a gift horse in the mouth unless it's foaming.
It's going to be a great week unless your QuakeScope says otherwise. There's a party in your
pants this month. Make sure you stock up on pop and chips. You can never have too much pop &
chips in your pants. Stay away from flying saucers today. Phallic symbols will make you giggle.
Hope you've enjoyed your exciting and informative trip into the Desktop Reading underground,
where the fun never ends and I can see what colour underwear you're wearing!
You can run but you can't hide.
Profile for Ledneh: Hmm not bad. I like your background, cute little peeps and
what appears to be the Eye of Sauron. Some of the icons are cut off though, obviously
you're trying to hide something from the crystal ball! I'll still give you this week's
best background award though. Lucky you. ;) I could sit here and tell you a load of crap about your life, but it'd be easier to just tell you
to go listen to some Coldplay. Sad songs say so much. It's time for a haircut. You will not
be injured today. Today's lucky drink is Kool-Aid. Your breath kinda stinks right now.
Good fortune will be yours if you moon your neighbors this week. Be sure to wear clean underwear.
I'm seeing something borrowed and something blue. Wedding on the horizon? Or maybe you just
borrowed a friend's baby blue movie. Yeesh, get yourself some real porn. Or get married.
One or the other, just get it done already. Avoid your therapist, go to an arcade instead.
In your past life you were a Country and Western singer. Not a very good one, so you won't
be able to find any of your work in record shops today... but you looked good in chaps.
ASStrologically speaking, your best mate will be a Sagittarius. You've had a shady past.
You don't like being in the sun. Hamburger Helper will not clean your room for you. You've
recently been having erotic thoughts involving the Pillsbury Dough People. Expect a very
nice surprise in the next month or two. Your lucky number this week will be 10.
Profile for Kain-Xavier: Hello again! Yay for high speed connections! Glad to
hear you've gotten yourself an upgrade! Please tell us that the Pokemon event and directions
is just a clever little joke. You're just teasing right? Eeep. Let's see what the crystal
ball has to say about you this time around. You've had too much to drink today, and will be spending much of the day in the bathroom.
Have you ever wondered why the postman always rings twice? Today's lucky meat is pork.
You really need to start washing your hands more often. Good fortune will come to you
if you *BLEEP*. Okay day for being a small tree, as long as you don't try anything clever.
Buy a bikini for your dog. Someone you like likes you back, but they don't know you like
them and you don't know they like you, unrequited like will remain unless you both come
clean, like you know? Keep your eye on the ball. Big balls, small balls, all balls.
Just don't lose sight of the ball. Your mind is like a huge glowing cabbage.
You've got a rock 'n roll look but a disco attitude. You wish you were Canadian. You
have Subway's Jarod chained up in your basement, the world thanks you. You have
outstanding library fines. The ladies love you, in particular the latex ladies.
Don't forget to tip your fortune teller on the way out. Something you lost years ago will
soon be discovered. Someone is angry with you right now, get to the root of the problem
and smooth things out. But in the meantime, sleep with one eye open! Your lucky number
this week is 33.
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