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    PlanetQuake | Articles | Quakescopes: Desktop Readings
   

Desktop Readings for January 19 - January 25, 2004
The mystical powers never stop!
— by Jube


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Boobies?

Profile for Justin: Hello newbie desktop submitter! Rather different icon placement here. Your layout tells us that you are a fairly calm individual (if you don't include the fact that you are a serial killer). You feel at peace for the moment and your future looks promising as a result. When it comes to gaming you enjoy a fairly wide selection to choose from, sampling different genres regularly. You've also got some skill, both in the FPS department and the RTS scene. I sense that you feel you are too l33t for a clan. Today you will lie to yourself. Amusingly, you will be completely taken in, and will be very annoyed later when the truth comes out. You are a member of the Britney Spears Breast of the Month Club, and you boast a rather large collection of Britney boob pictures from her much publicized rise from an "A" to a "D" cup. Be careful if you try to be funny today. Although you are normally reknowned for your wit, your mojo will be a bit off. Okay, a lot off actually. Do yourself a favour and don't make any jokes today. Today you will receive a gift horse. Unfortunately it will leave a huge mess in your living room. If you were a Q3A character he'd be Hunter. Mostly so that you could catch glimpses of your partially naked self sprawled out in various death poses. You are still trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsy Pop. According to the crystal ball, you spend a lot of time talking to inanimate objects. You enjoy watching reruns of Dawson's Creek and you hide back-issues of Cosmopolitan under your mattress. You will be pestered by a small fluffy animal today. Don't be taken in by appearances -- it's actually a mutant from outer space. Your lucky number this week is 1 (yes, the loneliest number) and your lucky scented candle is vanilla.



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More Boobies?

Profile for Smudge: Well hello there, fancy meeting you here. ;) You think this may be your 21st desktop reading, I've really lost track so we'll have to take your word for it! Decent layout here, definitely much improved from the first 50 images you sent me. ;) A friend will betray you today, and will hide from you under your computer desk. Hey, I just see the future, I can't always go as far as explaining it. It's not my fault you hang out with freaks. Today would be a good day to act extremely childish. According to the crystal ball you will have no problem undertaking that particular task. Inspiration will strike you, and leave you for dead. The police will do nothing. You blame your lack of gaming skill on ping. Boobies. You will become an account. But one day you will grow bored and move to a small secluded cabin in the woods. You will grow your hair down to your ass and begin a quest to get yodeling recognized as an Olympic event. You will eventually lose your mind when you finally realize that your life has been one big reality television show. You have a great desire to try on a dress. Good day to adopt a haunted expression and carry a large ball of aluminum foil. A very short and hairy person will bother you today. Unfortunately, you will be unable to ignore them, try though you might. Overall though, you are actually a fairly well balanced individual, so long as you learn to keep your finger out of your nose and hand out of your pants, you will probably amount to something some day. Your lucky number this week is 76 and your lucky brand of lip gunk is Blistex.




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